Ever think you might be crosswired somewhere?

[Strychnine]

Walking to the car after the Rangers game yesterday, for some unknown reason, I had a thought:

"Hey, self, the last 3 digits of your license plate are also the 3 digit security code on your work credit card."


Apparently noticing stuff like this isn't normal because the gf immediately mentioned something about me being right on that line between smart/sane and serial killer.


Tell me I'm not the only one who will require 3 grocery store trips (in 4 hours) to prep for a bbq but can recite all 23 modal verbs in the exact order I first learned them in.

[Grimpala]

Walking to the car after the Rangers game yesterday, for some unknown reason, I had a thought:

"Hey, self, the last 3 digits of your license plate are also the 3 digit security code on your work credit card."


Apparently noticing stuff like this isn't normal because the gf immediately mentioned something about me being right on that line between smart/sane and serial killer.


Tell me I'm not the only one who will require 3 grocery store trips (in 4 hours) to prep for a bbq but can recite all 23 modal verbs in the exact order I first learned them in.

Sadly you are not alone.

[SVT Lurch]

Sadly you are not alone.

Nope. I do that kind of thing all the time. I just quit saying it out loud because everyone looks at me like I'm freaking nuts when I mention it.

[Grimpala]

I can break down and rebuild an SBC but can't remember which damned cookies to bring home from the store.

[V8tt]

I count syllables in sentences sometimes...for no apparent or useful reason.

[SlowLX]

Walking to the car after the Rangers game yesterday, for some unknown reason, I had a thought:

"Hey, self, the last 3 digits of your license plate are also the 3 digit security code on your work credit card."


Apparently noticing stuff like this isn't normal because the gf immediately mentioned something about me being right on that line between smart/sane and serial killer.


Tell me I'm not the only one who will require 3 grocery store trips (in 4 hours) to prep for a bbq but can recite all 23 modal verbs in the exact order I first learned them in.

Eh you're just a math guy, it's how ya are. When you compare yourself next to rachel who culturally educates herself through the real housewives of what the fuck ever, then of course you look like some kind of savant.

[fitzwell]

Apparently noticing stuff like this isn't normal because the gf immediately mentioned something about me being right on that line between smart/sane and serial killer.

one foot on a banana peel, the other in the twilight zone...

Tell me I'm not the only one who will require 3 grocery store trips (in 4 hours) to prep for a bbq but can recite all 23 modal verbs in the exact order I first learned them in.

nope. i can make many trips to the store for a holiday soiree, and sweat what i DIDN'T pick up, yet i can remember the serial number of my first car (from back in the 60's) and two of my 3 trucks....

wired, crosswired, or possibly short circuited. i blame mine on the 60's & 70's

[Sean88gt]

Everyone has always told me I'm off center a bit.

[bcoop]

Everyone has always told me I'm off center a bit.

A bit?

[SlowLX]

Everyone has always told me I'm off center a bit.

Well no shit, you're not even human.

[mstng86]

Well, the treehouse incident can do that to you.

[Sean88gt]

Well no shit, you're not even human.

I appreciate the thought, but it's a bit premature to liken me to a god.

[SlowLX]

I appreciate the thought, but it's a bit premature to liken me to a god.

Just because you don't possess a soul of your own doesn't mean you can make them either ginger.

[mikeb]

Yes, i can remember all kinds of useless shit from years past like the part number for a camshaft that i bought in the early 80s, but can't remember peoples names or stuff that i'm supposed to get at the store. It drives me crazy.

[Sean88gt]

Just because you don't possess a soul of your own doesn't mean you can make them either ginger.

No, but I can collect/destroy/eat them.