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  • #16
    Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
    No, but I can collect/destroy/eat them.
    That's not likening to a God. That's a likening to my ex wife.
    Originally posted by BradM
    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
    Originally posted by Leah
    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by mikeb View Post
      Yes, i can remember all kinds of useless shit from years past like the part number for a camshaft that i bought in the early 80s, but can't remember peoples names or stuff that i'm supposed to get at the store. It drives me crazy.
      This. I can't remember peoples names very well but I remember random sports facts from when I was a kid collecting sports cards.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by bcoop View Post
        That's not likening to a God. That's a likening to my ex wife.
        You give a vagina far too much credit.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
          You give a vagina far too much credit.
          There is never enough credit for a vagina.

          Trust me, I see the CC bill every month.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
            You give a vagina far too much credit.
            Sucked the soul right out of me! That shit was awful! Now I know what you feel like.


            It's ok though. No need to send a search party. I'm back to my old self, soul in tact.
            Originally posted by BradM
            But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
            Originally posted by Leah
            In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by bcoop View Post
              That's not likening to a God. That's a likening to my ex wife.
              Too bad she's not a board member cause the appropriate response would be "ZING"!!

              Anyways the same can be said about my sorry ass fucking ex.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by V8tt View Post
                I count syllables in sentences sometimes...for no apparent or useful reason.
                I do this with words/syllables/number of steps/whatever the fuck. They have to be in multiples of three, and an even number multiples of three at that! I think it all comes back to the fact that my favorite time signature in music is 3/4 time. I remember numbers easily, too.

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                • #23
                  As we age we have a more difficult time with short term memory..mainly due to excess background noise competing for the same space. You really have to focus on the task as hand to remember it.
                  There is a study from a few years back that shows that giving patients without dementia Aricept greatly improves cognitive function. I dont use it but if I notice some decline in cognitive function I may.
                  Another reason we have memory troubles is because we are not exercising our brains like we did when we were younger and in school.

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                  • #24
                    We all have quirks.

                    I can read backwards faster than the average person can read forward. In the right mood, you can rattle off words and I can say them backwards immediately, without seeing them written.

                    I type VERY quickly using only 3 fingers (left index plus right middle and index). I know where the keys are, so it's not a hunt and peck thing. If I had to use more fingers, I wouldn't be able to type.

                    At work, I keep very detailed notes for every conversation I have with my clients. But for the most part, if I am away from my desk and you ask me anything about any of them, I wouldn't have the slightest clue. It's like I know that I have the info stored electronically, so I do not allow my brain to create the wrinkle. In meetings, all of my coworkers bring up names and know the situation behind them. I don't contribute much unless I wrote it down before I went in there.

                    I make lists for everything. For example, when I go on my annual camping trip to Colorado, I make a list of what I need in the vehicle for the actual road trip, a list of food and groceries, a list of camping/fishing gear, a list of clothes, a first aid list, a toiletry list, a list of electronic items (ipod, camera, etc), a list of activites, and so on. It gets worse - I also make a list of all of the lists. It's the only way I can keep anything straight.

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                    • #25
                      I do that with numbers all the time, I memorize numbers without ever trying... for example my social security number, bank account number, Drivers License number, Debit card number, etc... all memorized but I never intentionally sat down to memorize them, just after using the numbers a few times it gets stuck in my head.
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                        There is never enough credit for a vagina.

                        Trust me, I see the CC bill every month.
                        That is because you're putting the pussy on a pedastal.

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                        • #27
                          A few months ago my odometer in my Honda rolled to 70712 and I immediately recognized it as square root of 2 divided by two, times 100,000.

                          I even took a picture.



                          Edit: actually it's .707106 for those going to check! I was close.
                          Men have become the tools of their tools.
                          -Henry David Thoreau

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                          • #28
                            Buncha fucking freaks! Glad I'm the only normal one hear.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Kenny_Stang View Post
                              I do that with numbers all the time, I memorize numbers without ever trying... for example my social security number, bank account number, Drivers License number, Debit card number, etc... all memorized but I never intentionally sat down to memorize them, just after using the numbers a few times it gets stuck in my head.
                              This X54651001

                              I have all my personal #'s memorized, cc, ssn, etc. Plus every phone # and even some people's old phone #'s and old addresses, along with all my customers phone #'s and addresses here at work. Probably thousands of part #'s from work and even some still from my old job.

                              I don't try and remember #'s they just get stuck in my head, sometimes I'll have a # stuck in my head and just repeat it over and over like when you have a song stuck in your head. Lol

                              However I have needed envelopes for about 3 weeks but haven't been able to remember that in the last 4 times I've been to the store.
                              Originally posted by Nash B.
                              Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Denny View Post
                                Buncha fucking freaks! Glad I'm the only normal one hear.
                                Why are you screwing with my brain?

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