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  • #496
    Originally posted by Denny View Post
    If I got married in the 1st grade
    I recently had a friend get married and instead of getting rings for each other they bought handguns for one another. Kind of make me wonder who'll shoot first.
    Originally posted by Jester
    Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
    He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
    Originally posted by Denny
    What the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
    FORGTN SOLD1ER - xbox gamer

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    • #497
      Originally posted by motoman View Post
      I recently had a friend get married and instead of getting rings for each other they bought handguns for one another. Kind of make me wonder who'll shoot first.
      Better take out an insurance policy.

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      • #498
        Originally posted by Denny View Post
        Better take out an insurance policy.
        on your elbow?
        pinto gt with wood trim

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        • #499
          Originally posted by motoman View Post
          I recently had a friend get married and instead of getting rings for each other they bought handguns for one another. Kind of make me wonder who'll shoot first.
          That's fuckin funny! The first year of marriage is the hardest too and they armed themselves!

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          • #500
            Well didn't this turn into a "Let's suck each others cock contest."

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            • #501
              Originally posted by talisman View Post
              Well didn't this turn into a "Let's suck each others cock contest."
              Feeling left out big guy?
              Originally posted by Jester
              Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
              He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
              Originally posted by Denny
              What the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
              FORGTN SOLD1ER - xbox gamer

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              • #502
                Originally posted by talisman View Post
                Well didn't this turn into a "Let's suck each others cock contest while performing a circle jerk armbar."

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                • #503
                  Originally posted by talisman View Post
                  Well didn't this turn into a "Let's suck each others cock contest."
                  Well, now that you're here.......get to suckin!

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                  • #504
                    Originally posted by motoman View Post
                    I recently had a friend get married and instead of getting rings for each other they bought handguns for one another. Kind of make me wonder who'll shoot first.
                    They say an armed society is a polite society, so that should be a polite and faithful marriage.

                    Sent from my PC36100 using Tapatalk

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                    • #505
                      anyone care to sum up the last 130 posts??

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                      • #506
                        Originally posted by grove rat View Post
                        anyone care to sum up the last 130 posts??
                        Denny gained 8 pounds this month, Steve's still a fatass and he and Talisman are going to argue again tomorrow.

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                        • #507
                          Originally posted by grove rat View Post
                          anyone care to sum up the last 130 posts??
                          poop
                          www.dfwdirtriders.com

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                          • #508
                            Originally posted by talisman View Post
                            Well didn't this turn into a "Let's suck each others cock contest."
                            Why would you win first prize

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                            • #509
                              Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                              Absofuckinglutely. Leah will be in the back parking lot getting balls bounced off her face. I don't see any reason these two can't do the same in the front parking lot.
                              Wait-you told me that's where it was being held. WTF?
                              Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                              See ya tonight sweet cheeks, oh wait, is that guy Elvis going to be there, if so Im out!
                              Daddy's comin'! Saweet.

                              See you fuckers there.
                              Token Split Tail

                              Originally posted by slow99
                              Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.
                              Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz
                              You are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.

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                              • #510
                                Leah calling H "Daddy" is just weird...

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