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  • #481
    Originally posted by Denny View Post
    No, I'm still here and fuck all you fat asses!
    I'm sensitive about my weight and that really hurts my feeling. I need ice cream now you dick

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    • #482
      Originally posted by blownaltered View Post
      I'm sensitive about my weight and that really hurts my feeling. I need ice cream now you dick
      I'll get you a drumstick with extra nuts on top.

      Damn, now I want ice cream too... DICK!

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      • #483
        Originally posted by Denny View Post
        No, I'm still here and fuck all you fat asses!
        Fuck you! I'm not fat, I'm husky!

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        • #484
          I know i've put on a few pounds over the past few months but damn... Denny you hurt my feelings and now I'm going to go create a thread about it.
          Originally posted by Jester
          Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
          He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
          Originally posted by Denny
          What the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
          FORGTN SOLD1ER - xbox gamer

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          • #485
            Originally posted by Pro88LX View Post
            Fuck you! I'm not fat, I'm husky!
            You ate a husky... a pack of them.

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            • #486
              I've gained 6 pounds in the last month. I can't talk.

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              • #487
                It's funny, there are some huge fat guys on this site WAY bigger than me, but yet I've always been a main target of the fat jokes around here. lol.

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                • #488
                  Originally posted by Steve View Post
                  It's funny, there are some huge fat guys on this site WAY bigger than me, but yet I've always been a main target of the fat jokes around here. lol.
                  I've gained weight because of my woman... and I have no clue why.
                  Originally posted by Jester
                  Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
                  He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
                  Originally posted by Denny
                  What the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
                  FORGTN SOLD1ER - xbox gamer

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                  • #489
                    Originally posted by Denny View Post
                    I've gained 6 pounds in the last month. I can't talk.
                    You need to fix that, otherwise you won't be able to wear your wedding dress when you get home.
                    Originally posted by BradM
                    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                    Originally posted by Leah
                    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                    • #490
                      Originally posted by motoman View Post
                      I've gained weight because of my woman... and I have no clue why.
                      There's a lot of truth to "fat and happy". I gained 20ish pounds once I taught my wife how to cook.
                      Originally posted by BradM
                      But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                      Originally posted by Leah
                      In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                      • #491
                        Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                        There's a lot of truth to "fat and happy". I gained 20ish pounds once I taught my wife how to cook.
                        You did it all wrong. She should have already known.































                        I gained probably 30 in the year before our wedding.

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                        • #492
                          Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                          There's a lot of truth to "fat and happy". I gained 20ish pounds once I taught my wife how to cook.
                          That's the sad thing... she can't cook and I'm typically the one throwing stuff together in the kitchen that I try to call food.
                          Originally posted by Jester
                          Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
                          He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
                          Originally posted by Denny
                          What the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
                          FORGTN SOLD1ER - xbox gamer

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                          • #493
                            Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                            You need to fix that, otherwise you won't be able to wear your wedding dress when you get home.
                            I'll just take out a few seams.

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                            • #494
                              Originally posted by Denny View Post
                              I'll just take out a few seams.
                              White wedding?
                              Originally posted by Jester
                              Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
                              He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
                              Originally posted by Denny
                              What the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
                              FORGTN SOLD1ER - xbox gamer

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                              • #495
                                Originally posted by motoman View Post
                                White wedding?
                                If I got married in the 1st grade

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