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  • #31
    Originally posted by Cooter View Post
    if I ever had a girl, I would brainwash her and encourage it at least through college... hard to get pregnant lickin' clam and scissoring
    Exactly!

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Cooter View Post
      if I ever had a girl, I would brainwash her and encourage it at least through college... hard to get pregnant lickin' clam and scissoring
      Truth!
      Originally posted by BradM
      But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
      Originally posted by Leah
      In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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      • #33
        Am I the only one who wouldn't think twice to take a 12 year old seriously? Bitch doesn't have a clue. The only thing a 12 year old girl can say at a family gathering is that she's pregnant. It's not like she's moving in with the other 12 year old girl and filing a legal union.

        12 year old: I'm gay everybody. This is my girlfriend.

        Father: No you're not. You're just stupid. Now sit down and finish your tater tots.

        12 year old: No dad. I'm not sitting down. I'm gay!

        Father: You're about to be a fucked up gay girl if you don't sit down, shut the fuck up and EAT YOUR FUCKING TATER TOTS!!!

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        • #34
          You gonna eat all your tots?

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          • #35
            lol

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Cooter View Post
              if I ever had a girl, I would brainwash her and encourage it at least through college... hard to get pregnant lickin' clam and scissoring
              Makes alot of sense
              99 Mustang Project JSTA2V
              going from really slow to just alittle slow


              2013 Focus ST the daily cruising the 4 banger

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              • #37
                Great, now I'm hungry for clam flavored tator tots.
                Originally posted by MR EDD
                U defend him who use's racial slurs like hes drinking water.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by ceyko View Post
                  Great, now I'm hungry for clam flavored tator tots.
                  Aged 12 years?
                  Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                  I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                  Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                  Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                  dont downshift!!
                  Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by denny View Post
                    am i the only one who wouldn't think twice to take a 12 year old seriously? Bitch doesn't have a clue. The only thing a 12 year old girl can say at a family gathering is that she's pregnant. It's not like she's moving in with the other 12 year old girl and filing a legal union.

                    12 year old: I'm gay everybody. This is my girlfriend.

                    Father: No you're not. You're just stupid. Now sit down and finish your tater tots.

                    12 year old: No dad. I'm not sitting down. I'm gay!

                    Father: You're about to be a fucked up gay girl if you don't sit down, shut the fuck up and eat your fucking tater tots!!!
                    lmao

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                      Aged 12 years?
                      I don't have an answer to that.
                      Originally posted by MR EDD
                      U defend him who use's racial slurs like hes drinking water.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by ceyko View Post
                        I don't have an answer to that.
                        I do, but not where it can be recorded.

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                        • #42
                          Mmm tots
                          Originally posted by talisman
                          I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                          Originally posted by AdamLX
                          If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                          Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                          Because fuck you, that's why
                          Originally posted by 80coupe
                          nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                          Originally posted by Rick Modena
                          ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                          Originally posted by Jester
                          Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                          • #43
                            12 and caught eating snatch? Dayum! I'm pretty sure I was still playing with Barbies and toy cars at 12


                            << Rhonda

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by built2layframe View Post
                              12 and caught eating snatch? Dayum! I'm pretty sure I was still playing with Barbies and toy cars at 12


                              << Rhonda
                              Glad you clarified that.

                              So, at what age DID you start chowin' down?

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                              • #45
                                12 and coming out is the new 15 and pregnant...well look at this way, she will be gay for only 6 days then the world is gonna end...so all is well.

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