**BIG birthday bash for Chili/Bcoop/Avinson and more! 5/21 8pm**

[VaderTT]

uhh what is LARPing?



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live action role play... Dressing up and playing magic the gathering with swords and shit..




I.E. never getting laid!.

[Treasure Chest]

ok, we got the sitter. now i just need to find out if the wife wants to go. she gave me the "ugh" face when i told her about it because of how far it is. we'll see.

That is a long ass ways from Greenville. Hell it is about 30 miles away from me and I am not even thinking about it.

That's no excuse. It's over 100 miles for us. The Omni has a great getaway package. Book it as a romantic get away, and mention drinks across the street with the interwed "weirdos" later...you just have to be creative.

Escape your weekly routines and indulge yourself with our Mandalay Escape package at the Omni Mandalay Hotel at Las Colinas, featuring deluxe room and suite accommodations, a full American breakfast for two, bottle of champagne with chocolate covered strawberries, nightly turndown service and late check-out.

Promotion Details:

Mandalay Suite or Deluxe room accommodations
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Complimentary valet parking
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Four chocolate covered strawberries
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Late check-out until 5 pm.

http://www.omnihotels.com/FindAHotel/DallasMandalay/SpecialOffers/MandalayRetreatPackage.aspx

[Snatch Napkin]

That's no excuse. It's over 100 miles for us. The Omni has a great getaway package. Book it as a romantic get away, and mention drinks across the street with the interwed "weirdos" later...you just have to be creative.

Escape your weekly routines and indulge yourself with our Mandalay Escape package at the Omni Mandalay Hotel at Las Colinas, featuring deluxe room and suite accommodations, a full American breakfast for two, bottle of champagne with chocolate covered strawberries, nightly turndown service and late check-out.

Promotion Details:

Mandalay Suite or Deluxe room accommodations
Full American breakfast for two either in Trevis or through room service
Complimentary valet parking
One bottle of champagne
Four chocolate covered strawberries
Turndown service featuring one red rose, two bath robes for use during your stay and the radio tuned to easy listening music
Late check-out until 5 pm.
http://www.omnihotels.com/FindAHotel...atPackage.aspx

Seriously!!

"OH, it's 30 miles and my wife is a prude!!"

Tell her to get dressed, bring some slutty lingerie, you'll mingle for a few hours, then go to the room and fuck her stupid. Make sure she is seriously cum dumb before you allow yourself to finish. She will thank you in the morning.

[SVT Lurch]

Late check-out until 5 pm.

LOL, nice!

[trailerparksuperstar]

Seriously!!

"OH, it's 30 miles and my wife is a prude!!"

Tell her to get dressed, bring some slutty lingerie, you'll mingle for a few hours, then go to the room and fuck her stupid. Make sure she is seriously cum dumb before you allow yourself to finish. She will thank you in the morning.

Well Robert, once again you speak the truth!!!

[mstng86]

Seriously!!

"OH, it's 30 miles and my wife is a prude!!"

Tell her to get dressed, bring some slutty lingerie, you'll mingle for a few hours, then go to the room and fuck her stupid. Make sure she is seriously cum dumb before you allow yourself to finish. She will thank you in the morning.

Well now that you painted that pretty picture, I am all in!!

Seriously, I'll try to make it.

[Snatch Napkin]

Well Robert, once again you speak the truth!!!

Just trying to help the young'ns understand the relationship dynamic a little better.

[trailerparksuperstar]

Just trying to help the young'ns understand the relationship dynamic a little better.

I look forward to seeing you guys.
If I would have known you were going to come I would have offered you the guest room, but after reading your "help to the youg'ns" I'm glad I didn't.

J/K you know you guys are always welcome!

[Treasure Chest]

LOL, nice!

They had me at 'free valet.'

[Geor!]

She must be a huge introvert.

I am! I am!!

[bcoop]

I am! I am!!

You're an introvert, Tali is a gayvert, and my nickname at work is Bert. Bring your bitch ass.

[Treasure Chest]

I look forward to seeing you guys.
If I would have known you were going to come I would have offered you the guest room, but after reading your "help to the youg'ns" I'm glad I didn't.

J/K you know you guys are always welcome!

Lol we tend to disrupt the neighbors' sleep patterns. Thanks for the offer, though!

[Snatch Napkin]

I look forward to seeing you guys.
If I would have known you were going to come I would have offered you the guest room, but after reading your "help to the youg'ns" I'm glad I didn't.

J/K you know you guys are always welcome!

We would have brought our own plastic sheeting, as well as picked up our messes before leaving. Thanks for the offer.

[bcoop]

We would have brought our own plastic sheeting, as well as picked up our messes before leaving. Thanks for the offer.

How about some noise cancelling headphones for your host?

[Snatch Napkin]

How about some noise cancelling headphones for your host?

I though it was customary to have a fucking contest when staying at another person's home.

Surely, you can convince Sugar Tits to come over. She already has a bad outlook for me, or I would help.