I'm going to need a ride home, roughly 2-3 miles away from the bar. Who wants to get in my pants?
I missed this post, definitely in.
Originally posted by Jester
Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
You gotta buy me dinner or something, if you're not giving me a ride home.
Ass, gas, or grass rings true when it comes to my cock.
TESTICLES TESTICLES TESTICLES.
If I buy you dinner am I at least getting a reach around?
Originally posted by Jester
Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
Damn straight! On a side note, I was not impressed with those chicken & waffles.
Originally posted by Jester
Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
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