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  • #1

    Joke from Southpark

    This needs to be shared.

    "I once asked an eskimo for a blowjob and all she did was rub her nose against my penis for 45 minutes and me for money."
    "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson
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    Randy Marsh or Mr. Garrison?
    An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.

    -Victor Hugo

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    • #3
      Huh?

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      • #4
        ????

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        • #5
          Clearly missed a word or two.
          Originally posted by davbrucas
          I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

          Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

          You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by 0 GT 2 View Post
            Randy Marsh or Mr. Garrison?
            Some random canadian saying eskimos are good for nothing.

            If you retards don't know what an eskimo kiss is, I can't really help you.
            "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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            • #7
              I imagine more people on this forum know what a Cleveland Steamer is versus an Eskimo kiss.

              Stevo
              Originally posted by SSMAN
              ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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              • #8
                Eskimo kisses are for Bitchasses.

                "I don't know what Ive been told but Eskimo pussy is mighty cold"

                320rwhp. 7.67 @ 90mph 1.7 60'

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by 91CoupeMike View Post
                  "I don't know what Ive been told but Eskimo pussy is mighty cold"
                  Think about what you post before you post, and if it doesn't make sense, fix it or don't post it. And if it makes sense, you're a retard.
                  Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                  HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by That_Is_My_El_Camino View Post
                    Think about what you post before you post, and if it doesn't make sense, fix it or don't post it. And if it makes sense, you're a retard.
                    Guess you never watched the movie full metal jacket.

                    And if that's the case, that makes you a bitch.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by 91CoupeMike View Post
                      Guess you never watched the movie full metal jacket.

                      And if that's the case, that makes you a bitch.
                      You fucked up the quote, Einstein.
                      Originally posted by davbrucas
                      I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

                      Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

                      You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by slow99 View Post
                        You fucked up the quote, Einstein.
                        Very badly. And quoting FMJ without serving? Fail
                        I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by slow99 View Post
                          You fucked up the quote, Einstein.
                          Badass.

                          320rwhp. 7.67 @ 90mph 1.7 60'

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                          • #14
                            I don't know, but I've been told.
                            Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!

                            Yeah I was way off huh? Lol what the fuck ever.

                            Didn't know I had to serve to halfass quote a movie, that's a joke in itself.

                            320rwhp. 7.67 @ 90mph 1.7 60'

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                            • #15
                              Don't post on a mustang site if you dont have a mustang.

                              Ohhh! Fail!

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