That kid is BACK on the escalator again!

[Trip McNeely]

Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.

[Fern]

[Grimpala]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[bcoop]

I would've made a sexy chick...

[Your Name Here]

I'm 33 years old and still watch my step and shoe laces when riding

[71chevellejohn]

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? They're a little melty but damn are they exquisite.

[Fern]

What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt! And I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-tittied mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit! Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch!

[Leah]

I love lamp.

[Trip McNeely]

Fly fatass flyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!11

[71chevellejohn]

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

[Treasure Chest]

Brenda?

[Trip McNeely]

Where do you come up with this shit? That's the cheesiest response to an honest question I have ever heard. I saw you kiss and it wasn't anything like that.

[bcoop]

I love lamp.

Nope. You fail.

[Sean88gt]

What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt! And I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-tittied mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit! Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch!

LO-fuggingL

[71chevellejohn]

Where do you come up with this shit? That's the cheesiest response to an honest question I have ever heard. I saw you kiss and it wasn't anything like that.

Suitor #2, you'll have to wait until you're addressed before you respond.