On your birthday, when you told me to do a striptease to the theme of "Mighty Mouse", I said okay. On prom night at the hotel when you told me to sleep under the bed in case your mother burst in, I did it. And even during my grandmother's funeral when you told my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let that slide.
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Originally posted by talisman View PostMallrats for gods sake!Token Split Tail
Originally posted by slow99Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.Originally posted by Pokulski-BlatzYou are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.
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Brodie! I've always taken you with a grain of salt. On your birthday, when you told me to do a striptease to the theme of "Mighty Mouse", I said okay. On prom night at the hotel when you told me to sleep under the bed in case your mother burst in, I did it. And even during my grandmother's funeral when you told my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let that slide. But if you think I'm gonna suffer any of your shit with a smile now that we're broken up, you're in for some serious fucking disappointment!
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Originally posted by 71chevellejohn View Postfixed.Token Split Tail
Originally posted by slow99Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.Originally posted by Pokulski-BlatzYou are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.
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Originally posted by 71chevellejohn View PostLOL
Sorry, forgot to add a at the end of it.Token Split Tail
Originally posted by slow99Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.Originally posted by Pokulski-BlatzYou are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.
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Originally posted by Fern View Posthahahaha You. dumb. bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat.Originally posted by Nash B.Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.
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First you take a run at La Fours with a sock full of quarters.
Id do it, but I pulled my back at humping your mom last night.
Neetch. Okay, you clock him on his headpiece and knock his ass out
cold. Thats when phase two kicks in. I attack the structure Wolvie
Berzerk style, and knock out the fuckin pin and bickety bam, the
motherfucker is rubble. Hence, no game show.
and later...
Okay Lunchbox, lets try this again. We tie you to the roof and
you jump off and sail like a Spitfire passing right over the arch
nemesis La Fours. You then swing up to the stage and knock out the
pin. And when thats gone the stage is trashed and we go smoke a
bowl. You got it? Now get your fat ass up there. And dude, dont
forget your helmet. Snoogens.
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