Sex education in school....How to talk to a 12 yr old ?

[jefehbk]

1.) just remind him that thru out life girls will come and go, but kids last forever.

and teach him the two following phrases to tell girls if they get pregnant.

"It Wasn't Me"
or

"I am sterile because of a bike accident."

[jdgregory84]

Well I got the letter home last night that it's sex ed time in junior high for my 12 year old.

It's an abstinence program that teaches about human anatomy but not about birth control / contraceptive devices.

I haven't had "the talk" with my son about having sex yet but we have discussed human anatomy, the mechanics of the male and female reproductive system, our dog got pregnant which introduced the baby question & answer session, and of course we've discussed what it means to love someone and be married. I haven't discussed the actual deed though.

From the fellas here... What are some ways "MOM" can possibly approach this where he isn't going to get all freaked the fuck out?

I'm NOT going to leave it to this ONE class in school to educate my child on the most important and sacred part of being a responsible loving committed adult.

Go ahead and knock out the smartassery too, but any helpful input would be greatly appreciated as well


The only reason I ask here, is because it's a sea of sausages that were all 12 years old once, and you are all brutally honest on what a 12 yr old boy could be thinking / feeling.


Funny fucking addition to the story... I asked my dad how I could approach the subject with my son... his answer "don't sweat it, let the schools teach him that stuff." I told him he belonged in a South Park episode and I have no idea how I held off having children until age 21 with suggestions like that LOL!!! (BTW, he knew I was just giving him a hard time)

It might sound stupid and somebody else might have already posted this exact same thing but be 100% honest. Don't try and blend love with sex. It's stupid. Don't even mention love. If you do, you're just supporting the bullshit abstinence programs. Tell him what sex is and the consequences of not doing it safely. It's sex ed, not love ed. I personally have had sex with plenty of girls that I don't love and that's the reality of things. Teach him to respect women but if he has sex with them to do it smart...









...and pull out. J/K Seriously though. Just lay it down in black and white. That's how guys process shit.

[MutherjuggZ]

Just don't tug too hard. You don't want to bruise it.
And watch where you put it. You don't want to lose it.

Be prepared for the day in a couple of years
When you meet a nice girl and you both have some beers.

She'll live with her aunt, and you'll be at their loft.
You'll kiss for a while and her top will come off.

Try not to freak out, son. Just go with the flow.
If you get too excited, think of Grandmother's toe.

You know, the big brown one that smells like hot bile.
That will soften your boner, so you can last for a while.

Now take off her shoes - the girl's, not Granny's.
Get her out of her pants, and her bra, and her panties.

There's a hole on this girl, just in front of her butt.
Stick a finger in, son. If it's loose, she's a slut.

But that's not necessarily a terrible thing.
We should appreciate sluts for the condoms they bring.

That's right, son, a condom. Always put on a lid.
Or you'll end up with Aids, or the herp, or a kid.

Now back to your finger, take it out for a sec.
Bring it up to your nose while you kiss on her neck.

If it smells like bad cheese, rotten eggs, or a zoo
Pickles, a skunk, turds, vomit, or a burnt glue...

Or sweaty old gym socks, or the ass of a trout.
Then stop! Put your pants on and get the fuck out!

But if it smells like wet roses that are covered in honey,
Congratulations, my son. This is more right than money.

This is better than fun. This is bigger than freedom.
Dont think twice about friends, they'll be back when you need 'em.

Put your pole in her hole. Put your pud in her pocket.
This is wild new frontier, and your dick's Davy Crockett.

Have fun while you can, it goes downhill from here.
One day she'll be fat, and you'll need lots more beer.

Holy shit I am dying laughing!

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[LANTIRN]

My dad gave me some book he got from either the doctor or planned parenthood with a bunch of shitty illustrations after my mom walked in on me jerking off one day. He gave me the book, said "read this", then awkwardly avoided talking to me for about two days. Mom didn't really talk to me for close to a week. Somehow I managed not to knock anyone up or catch anything; I made some smart decision while younger but I also made some really stupid ones that by the grace of god had no ill effects. Of course these decisions were made mainly due to alcohol.

[46Tbird]

Hahahaa... Jared, you haven't lost a step. Awesome.

[MutherjuggZ]

Hey, Kim...we could always get your brood and my brood together and let Robert give the sex talk to the boys while we get drunk and tell ourselves they still have their innocence.

Our children would turn out to be the largest group of swinging boners released into the wild since God created man. Probably not the best idea. Let's DO IT! LOL!!

[Ruffdaddy]

Our children would turn out to be the largest group of swinging boners released into the wild since God created man. Probably not the best idea. Let's DO IT! LOL!!

Highly doubtful...that would mean them surpassing the means of me and my friends.

[MutherjuggZ]

Highly doubtful...that would mean them surpassing the means of me and my friends.

I don't want my boys in that competition... but unfortunately every male still enters the race LOL

[Treasure Chest]

Our children would turn out to be the largest group of swinging boners released into the wild since God created man. Probably not the best idea. Let's DO IT! LOL!!

For as much of a whore as he is, he's always been ridiculously OCD with safety. If they can follow his lead and make it to their 30's without contracting an STD or getting anyone knocked up, I'm willing to let him handle it.

[Snatch Napkin]

<-------Whore!!

[Treasure Chest]

<-------Whore!!

You say that as if it's not common knowledge...

[Silverback]

<-------Whore!!

I prefer the term

seasoned veteran

[Broncojohnny]

Worldly gentleman of distinguished taste

[MutherjuggZ]

For as much of a whore as he is, he's always been ridiculously OCD with safety. If they can follow his lead and make it to their 30's without contracting an STD or getting anyone knocked up, I'm willing to let him handle it.

LMAO!! Very good point if that's how he rolls... I say hell yeah HAHA!!


Well I initiated the conversation last night after work before I picked up his brothers from the after school program. It was short and sweet, much like his first time will be I'm sure.

I said,

"Son, we talked briefly on that permission slip for that 2 week class you have coming up so let's go over a few things to keep in mind... first of all, I was 12 and I know all you guys sit around and talk about what you think sex is, who's done what, who knows what, etc.... and frankly I wouldn't suggest taking their information and putting it to ANY use. Imagine your body is your car. You KNOW what driving is, but actually DRIVING is something completely different. There's no way in hell I'm going to put you out into this world to start driving without first teaching you the important facts that help it to be a safe experience for you and your passengers.... and with that in mind I'm also not going to throw you out into this world with no help or understanding of how your body (your "car") works and which wrecks (life experiences) to avoid.

I know I'm not your dad, or a dude.... which is why I've asked my guy friends to help me with the important stuff you should know. I asked them what kind of stuff they wished they had known at age 12, but didn't know to ask or was too afraid to ask. I have a LOT of great feedback and after you start your classes we can discuss any questions you have. Just like everything else we discuss openly, I want you to be able to ask the things that is going to make your life a HELL OF A LOT easier. Now go finish the dishes"

[Silverback]

so what's his new screenname on here?