Geor!

[ELVIS]

it was rum, just call the wife and have her order you a new iphone 4 asshole!

her number was in the phone...

god bless.

[Silverback]

her number was in the phone...

god bless.

Ok, I just rolled over, woke her up, and let her know, she's taking care of it.

Oh, she says hi!

[Osiris]

You guys quit talking shit to Paul. His wife has worked hard for Paul's things.

[talisman]

Paul is alright most the time. I just don't like him when he is drunk or sober.

[motoman]

You guys are cracking me the fuck up over here.

[Silverback]

You guys quit talking shit to Paul. His wife has worked hard for Paul's things.

Oh no, don't me wrong, I love Paul... someone's gonna babysit Jr while his wife and I play.

Travels for work, best line of BS I've ever come up with!

[MutherjuggZ]

just announced to us that he has a bath and body works collection.
. Interesting.

I wonder if he has any sugar scrub he wants to get rid of?

[Geor!]

I wonder if he has any sugar scrub he wants to get rid of?

Yes. I refer to it as semen though. Hold out your hand.

[Sean88gt]

Yes. I refer to it as semen though. Hold out your hand.

I realized that chicks think you are gay because you smell like strawberry sun blast with kiwi mist. That blonde was talking to you about fucking hair bows!

[Geor!]

I realized that chicks think you are gay because you smell like strawberry sun blast with kiwi mist. That blonde was talking to you about fucking hair bows!

Yeah, but I caught her staring at the ginormous bulge in my pants more than a few times.

[Osiris]

I realized that chicks think you are gay because you smell like strawberry sun blast with kiwi mist. That blonde was talking to you about fucking hair bows!

Holy shit! Lmfgdao!

[Geor!]

Holy shit! Lmfgdao!

Oh yeah, yer girl left a hair tie thing behind. Might want to check and see if she's alive by the way. Woman put enough salt in that beer to kill an elephant.

[Osiris]

Anybody end up talking to the big boobed chick?

[Sean88gt]

Yeah, but I caught her staring at the ginormous bulge in my pants more than a few times.

She thought it was a pocket full of scrunchies.

Oh yeah, yer girl left a hair tie thing behind. Might want to check and see if she's alive by the way. Woman put enough salt in that beer to kill an elephant.

LMFAO! I've never seen anyone cut off for salt usage before. That explains the eyes looking in different directions.

Anybody end up talking to the big boobed chick?

The waitress with the fat ass? No, but I put our's into therapy.

[Osiris]

Oh yeah, yer girl left a hair tie thing behind. Might want to check and see if she's alive by the way. Woman put enough salt in that beer to kill an elephant.

Her problem. She was unhappy when I sent her on her way.

She thought it was a pocket full of scrunchies.

LMFAO! I've never seen anyone cut off for salt usage before. That explains the eyes looking in different directions.


The waitress with the fat ass? No, but I put our's into therapy.

Our waitress didn't appreciate yalls humor. He'll she didn't get the diablo sandwich bit.