Public Restroom Paper Seat Covers

[Silverback]

They had urinals in Mideval times?

[347Mike]

I guess I missed that part, and even if I didn't, I have never been so I don't know. lol

[The King]

I can't haz urinal cake?

You can haz my piss pants!

Up north in yankee land they call them urinal cakes "Polack vanilla wafers"

[UserX]

Since when does a transparent piece of paper kill or block germs? Those things are like a maxi pad for mens asses, sissies!

[V8tt]

I just shit on the floor.

[V8tt]

And then rub it on the walls..and then write some hardcore racist gang shit on the walls too. THAT'S how I roll.

[Mike]

I never take shits in public toilets.

This.

[78X]

Buncha nancies in here

[347Mike]

So if you buy a home, you don't replace the toilet seats? Would you sleep in a strangers bed with 1 week old sheets?

[HarrisonTX]

This thread reminds me, I took my three year old son to Scarborough Faire two weeks ago and he has to go to the bathroom, We walk in and the first thing he does is try to reach into the urinal and grab the urinal cake. Thank God I caught him, lol. I think I scared the shit out of him when he went to grab it. Not long after, I was holding him up to stand up on the urinal and he pissed all down the front of his pants, so that visit was still a solid Waterloo style defeat for me.

http://failblog.org/2010/05/10/epic-fail-videos-hand-washing-fail/

[Counterfiend]

I use the alcohol based air freshner we have in the restrooms at work. Spray the seat down, clean it off with some TP and have a good ol' time

[Sergio]

I just shit on the floor.

I worked at a walmart when I was 17 and somebody did this to one of the restrooms. Dropped a solid log not more than 10" in front of a toilet.

[V8tt]

I worked at a walmart when I was 17 and somebody did this to one of the restrooms. Dropped a solid log not more than 10" in front of a toilet.

Fuck..I was just joking, but it doesn't suprise me.