Public Restroom Paper Seat Covers

[The King]

Too bad many public restrooms don't have the water closet type toilet that would enable an upper decker, because if they did the seat cover issue would be rendered moot.

[War Machine]

crabs?

you don't technically have crab until you go to the doctor

[Ruffdaddy]

I had 4 friends that did a stacked upper decker once at a party. Talk about gross. I still don't know how it was cleaned up...

[Denny]

I had 4 friends that did a stacked upper decker once at a party. Talk about gross. I still don't know how it was cleaned up...

A few of us crashed a Supra meet like that once.

[ImayBblack]

I use them. If they don't have them i use toliet paper.

[78X]

why the paranoia about taking shits in public restrooms?? We all have an asshole, we all have shit that comes out of our asshole, and all of our shit stinks- your ass is no better than my ass, sit it down, do it, wipe, flush and go.

[centexchick]

I've been brainwashed since childhood to hover, so I do my part to save a tree.

precisely....and air drying is done on occassion.....especially in a really gross bathroom where I do my best to not touch anything......hell the guys in the office here (a few anyways) will spray lysol on the toilet before they sit down....I just don't get this concept....

[mustangguy289]

why the paranoia about taking shits in public restrooms?? We all have an asshole, we all have shit that comes out of our asshole, and all of our shit stinks- your ass is no better than my ass, sit it down, do it, wipe, flush and go.

^has the herp

[GrayStangGT]

I could careless I'll shit anywhere.

Speaking of shit stories, back in high schools we were at this girls house a friend of mine liked and another friend need to shit bad. So he used her restroom, but he said the toilet looked pretty sketchy (it was a trailer house), just in case he put the used toilet paper in the trash can. Yet he still managed to clog toilet and overflow it, told the other friend we had to go and rolled out without saying a word lol.

[clevelandkid]

how do you know your coworkers have an ass skin disorder?

Because I can see the diseased ass skin flakes that they leave behind on the toilet seat. It may just be one person, but I see it pretty regularly, so maybe its more. I know leprosy is all but eliminated, but there may be a case of it alive and well with one of our employees. I have my suspicions that it's the old man who is in there destroying the shitter at 8:01 every morning. He must not have indoor plumbing at home.

[The King]

I could careless I'll shit anywhere.

Speaking of shit stories, back in high schools we were at this girls house a friend of mine liked and another friend need to shit bad. So he used her restroom, but he said the toilet looked pretty sketchy (it was a trailer house), just in case he put the used toilet paper in the trash can. Yet he still managed to clog toilet and overflow it, told the other friend we had to go and rolled out without saying a word lol.

Clogged it with only a turd without accompanying TP?

[forbes]

i don't use public restrooms since they proved you can get aids from using them..... if you sit down before the other guy is done.. u could end up fucked

[Kenny_Stang]

I never do, if the seat has something suspect on it, i'll go to another stall. Mythbusters did an episode on this, and the toilet seat is actually cleaner than most of the other things found in a restroom.

[bpawl]

lmao at this thread, only thing that's getting me thru the rest of the work day.

[Blame Canada]

I had 4 friends that did a stacked upper decker once at a party. Talk about gross. I still don't know how it was cleaned up...

Just have to keep flushing. After about 5 flushes for 1 turd it should all be washed out so I would say around 20+ flushes needed here.