Public Restroom Paper Seat Covers

[mstng86]

I saw that episode of Penn and Teller's Bullshit too - but there are some nasty motherfuckers with some sort of ass skin disorder at my work - and I don't want it. We don't have the pre-fabbed ones, so I wipe down the seat and use a protective layer of toilet paper.

how do you know your coworkers have an ass skin disorder?

[Treasure Chest]

I've been brainwashed since childhood to hover, so I do my part to save a tree.

[ELVIS]

how do you know your coworkers have an ass skin disorder?

i love this place!

god bless.

[Denny]

how do you know your coworkers have an ass skin disorder?

Bro... what kind of team building exercises do you do? Ass examinations build working relationships.

[Sean88gt]

I've been brainwashed since childhood to hover, so I do my part to save a tree.

So do you shake dry?

[Denny]

I've been brainwashed since childhood to hover, so I do my part to save a tree.

Prove it.

[The King]

how do you know your coworkers have an ass skin disorder?

Maybe there's visible spooge left on the seat that's not fecal or urinary in appearance?

[GT Fanatic]

You cant catch anything from using a public toilet.

crabs?

[Treasure Chest]

So do you shake dry?

I said "a tree" not "all trees."

[Treasure Chest]

Prove it.

I'm still not drunk enough to pee on you, Denny.

[HarrisonTX]

So do you shake dry?

I asked a girl the other day what she does if there is no TP.
Her response, "Sit Pretty". Many laughs.
She crosses her legs (man style with the foot on the other knee).
Said it really opens up good that way, minimal clean up. I believe she has an "inny" (as opposed to an outty vagina) so there is minimal clean up to start with

[motoman]

you have no idea.

ibs?

[Unicorn Jeff]

I just get a big wad of toilet paper and wipe the fucker down. Then repeat, then proceed to taking a shit.

[Juiced4v]

I dont poop in public RR's!

[Denny]

Man... what a buncha wussies. I guess that rules out a stacking GTG at some random place.