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  • Having sex after 20 beers is like playing pool with a rope.

    I need to rethink about my alcohol consumption! Saturday night was a rough one. NSMFA(not so much fun anymore)

  • #2
    Originally posted by scootro View Post
    I need to rethink about my alcohol consumption! Saturday night was a rough one. NSMFA(not so much fun anymore)
    Bahaha Get ya some viagra if alcohol is damperin your blood flow / pressure down there.
    Happy to say I have no clue what that is like.

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    • #3
      Great! I was needing a thread like this! Can we get this to be a Sticky, please? No pun intended!
      Originally posted by Cmarsh93z
      Don't Fuck with DFWmustangs...the most powerfull gang I have ever been a member of.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by 94form2000z View Post
        Bahaha Get ya some viagra if alcohol is damperin your blood flow / pressure down there.
        Happy to say I have no clue what that is like.
        With a 6 pack everything works fine but once you go over that fine line everything turns into spaghetti-o's! You know what I am sayin?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by scootro View Post
          With a 6 pack everything works fine but once you go over that fine line everything turns into spaghetti-o's! You know what I am sayin?
          He just said he doesn't have that problem so I am going to go out on the limb here (no pun again) and say, No, he doesn't know what your spaghetti-o is doing after the fine line is passed..
          Originally posted by Cmarsh93z
          Don't Fuck with DFWmustangs...the most powerfull gang I have ever been a member of.

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          • #6
            Anyone that can down 20 beers has a problem.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by scootro View Post
              With a 6 pack everything works fine but once you go over that fine line everything turns into spaghetti-o's! You know what I am sayin?
              Kinda pasty, covered in a red sauce?

              Stevo
              Originally posted by SSMAN
              ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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              • #8
                If you gotta be that drunk to fuck her, maybe you shouldn't.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by stevo View Post
                  Kinda pasty, covered in a red sauce?

                  Stevo
                  and smells like old pennies.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by 347Mike View Post
                    He just said he doesn't have that problem so I am going to go out on the limb here (no pun again) and say, No, he doesn't know what your spaghetti-o is doing after the fine line is passed..
                    pool table=vagina rope=cock add them together, Dumbass! Haha I'm kidding

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by scootro View Post
                      pool table=vagina rope=cock add them together, Dumbass! Haha I'm kidding
                      Are you still drunk???
                      Originally posted by Cmarsh93z
                      Don't Fuck with DFWmustangs...the most powerfull gang I have ever been a member of.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by GE View Post
                        Anyone that can down 20 beers has a problem.
                        Not everyone is a fairy that weighs a buck-oh-five...

                        Stevo
                        Originally posted by SSMAN
                        ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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                        • #13
                          whiskey dick blows cock
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by stevo View Post
                            Kinda pasty, covered in a red sauce?

                            Stevo
                            Yes if you stab a pussy long enough everything will turn pasty and somewhat red

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by big a View Post
                              if you gotta be that drunk to fuck her, maybe you shouldn't.
                              this!!

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