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  • #46
    Originally posted by Foxy90GT View Post
    Osiris doesn't have that problem
    Does he handcuff you and scream out your Miranda rights as he poking it from behind?

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    • #47
      Originally posted by aCid View Post
      Does he handcuff you and scream out your Miranda rights as he poking it from behind?
      It's illegal if he doesn't, right?
      .

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      • #48

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        • #49
          Originally posted by 71chevellejohn View Post
          It's illegal if he doesn't, right?
          Any questions answered after being placed in handcuffs are thrown out without Miranda.
          Karussell White - 2010 Genesis Coupe R-Spec 6MT 2.0T -

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Osiris View Post
            Any questions answered after being placed in handcuffs are thrown out without Miranda.
            How does anybody know you've given them Miranda if there are no witnesses or anything recording it?
            Originally posted by Broncojohnny
            HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Osiris View Post
              Any questions answered after being placed in handcuffs are thrown out without Miranda.
              You have the right to remain silent...

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              • #52
                Funny how it affects everyone differently. I think I've only been so drunk that I couldn't get it up one time that I can recall. 99% of the time, if I'm fucking when drunk, i can go forever and never get off. It's very frustrating.
                Originally posted by BradM
                But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                Originally posted by Leah
                In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                • #53
                  i remember the first time i had sex and had to tell everyone about it! too bad we didnt have the internet back then.

                  god bless.
                  It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
                    i remember the first time i had sex and had to tell everyone about it! too bad we didnt have the internet back then.

                    god bless.
                    would that be a short story? lol..

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by scootro View Post
                      would that be a short story? lol..
                      very!!!!!!!!

                      god bless.
                      It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
                        i remember the first time i had sex and had to tell everyone about it! too bad we didnt have the internet back then.

                        god bless.
                        Did you at least immortalize the event with a cave painting?

                        J/k I'm probably older than you!

                        Originally posted by Nash B.
                        Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View Post
                          Did you at least immortalize the event with a cave painting?

                          J/k I'm probably older than you!

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                          • #58
                            Times like this is when you should demand a blowjob. I suck at drinking Il throw up all over the bitch lol.

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by A+ View Post
                              Why would you want to do it after 20 beers anyway? Drunk sex is teh rox! Shit faced sex......can't say I've done that before.
                              I agree... drunk sex = excellent

                              shit faced sex = what did I do last night again? LOL
                              Originally posted by Vertnut
                              I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by scootro View Post
                                LMMFAO!! Love it!!
                                Originally posted by Vertnut
                                I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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