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    Lil' Kev: [rapping] Let me tell y'all a story bout a girl I knew,
    A broke-ass bitch with a gay-ass crew.
    She said that I was cute, she said that I was funny,
    But the honey couldn't stop lookin' at my money,
    Busted old lady with a flat tiny ass,
    Body like a skeleton in science class,
    Face beat up by the School of Hard Knocks,
    Hair so fried and bleached by Clorox,
    Its like she's skinny, fat in all the wrong places,
    Mothers gotta cover they babies faces,
    When she walks by people think she's Godzilla,
    Straight outa Compton y'all, naw, straight outa Thrilla,
    Lookin' like a zombie, walkin' like a chicken,
    Mouth full of shit, that's why her breath be stinkin',
    Just one question Dee, before you take your bow:
    "This gravy train's leavin, so who's retarded now?"

    (pushes by Dennis snd Dee)

    Li'l Kev: Later, biatch!

    Dennis: (thoughfully): I don't think that guy's retarded...

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    Last edited by 78X; 05-08-2011, 02:32 PM.

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    • #3
      alright stop, collaborate and listen... lmao
      first class white trash

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      • #4
        I need to take a dump. brb.

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        • #5
          Lil Kev is in a Geico commercial or something now.
          How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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          • #6
            WTF is a lil kev?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Jimbo View Post
              WTF is a lil kev?
              those things that drop out of your anus while sitting on the porcelin God

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              • #8
                Originally posted by 78X View Post
                those things that drop out of your anus while sitting on the porcelin God
                aka..lil cosbies.
                www.dfwdirtriders.com

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                  • #10
                    That's garbage.

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                    • #11
                      oh, sunny, what a great time... cant wait for the next season
                      1971 Ford Torino - Time to go bigger and better.

                      2011 F150 Limited - Stock with a 6.2

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Torinoman View Post
                        oh, sunny, what a great time... cant wait for the next season
                        I'm hoping last season was a fluke and that the writing will be up to par next season.
                        How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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