just when u think u know someone

[Osiris]

lol, just trying to hook you

Close your garage.

[SMKR]

Close your garage.

is my wife still out front? She was sitting in the driveway with the girls.

(you stalker!)

[mirefire 2.0]

On top of embezzlement charges, she also gets sent a 1099. Uncle Sam wants his money NOW. She should have an interesting 10-12 years ahead.

How do you get a 1099 on stolen money? Isn't that the govt. condoning the theft?

[Vertnut]

How do you get a 1099 on stolen money? Isn't that the govt. condoning the theft?

It's very common in cases of theft/embezzlement. It's unreported income, which also carries penalties, etc. It makes it a real pain in the ass for thieves, because they usually spend all the cash, then have to find the money to pay the taxes.

[71chevellejohn]

It's very common in cases of theft/embezzlement. It's unreported income, which also carries penalties, etc. It makes it a real pain in the ass for thieves, because they usually spend all the cash, then have to find the money to pay the taxes.

That's a hell of a loophole for some double jeopardy type shit! If we can't pin the crime of theft on you, we'll pop you for tax evasion!

[Chopped54]

That's a hell of a loophole for some double jeopardy type shit! If we can't pin the crime of theft on you, we'll pop you for tax evasion!

I have a buddy that is locked up for that very reason. He sold dope and they could not pin an actual dope case on him, but had enough to get a warrant. They went in and seized all his shit, tallied it up, and hit him with tax evasion based off the value of his belongings and no verified income to purchase them.

[Sean88gt]

I have a buddy that is locked up for that very reason. He sold dope and they could not pin an actual dope case on him, but had enough to get a warrant. They went in and seized all his shit, tallied it up, and hit him with tax evasion based off the value of his belongings and no verified income to purchase them.

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
That would suck.

[71chevellejohn]

I have a buddy that is locked up for that very reason. He sold dope and they could not pin an actual dope case on him, but had enough to get a warrant. They went in and seized all his shit, tallied it up, and hit him with tax evasion based off the value of his belongings and no verified income to purchase them.

"They were gifts?.?."