Wierd stuff at work?

[Snots]

We have a guy who is extremely weird and I have NEVER seen him without his headphones in his ears. In the cafeteria, out in the parking lot, driving near the plant in his car, the bathroom....he wears them everywhere.

[jasone]

there is this guy at my work. Let's just call him Jason Erwin, well everytime someone uses the urinal next to him he says "nice cock" to them as he walks away.

[ImayBblack]

My office is pretty laid back. I'm the only female other than the receptionist, the rest is all sales guys and engineers. Needless to say there normally is drinking involved one to two days a week which makes for great entertainment.

The only weird thing i dont understand is the guys are constantly trying to scare each other by grabbing each others ass. Is that some sort of guy thing?

[mustang_revival]

poo

[YALE]

You no-closing sumbitch! What's wrong with you?

There's a chick at my work.. maybe 35, pretty good looking, banging body, smart work-wise.

She has backed off recently but used to come by and complain about her BF/husband all the time..
Couple of her stories:

"Oh so my BF stopped smoking pot last week, so he's been drinking more to off-set it and he is being really moody, so I have to stop on the way home and get him a baggie." saying this out in the open, for everyone to hear.
The bestest one evar was"
"Oh so last night my BF had a friend over and we were all drinking.. so anyway the next thing I knew I was riding my boyfriend buck naked and his buddy came up from behind and put it in me.. so I guess we had a 3-some, lol!"
"Oh by the way here's those documents I needed to bring by"

[John -- '02 HAWK]

a supervisor and I were third party vendors that worked permanently at an engineering firm in N Dallas. She wasnt the right fit for the job and got canned officially for tardiness and such. But I found out she had been hasseling the customers for money to help pay her bills. I found out after asking to borrow a dollar (and felt bad asking about that) for a soda

[mustang_revival]

You no-closing sumbitch! What's wrong with you?

She was telling these stories to a married co-worker of mine. Loud enough for me and several others to overhear!
I avoid her at all costs.

[Grimpala]

There's a chick at my work.. maybe 35, pretty good looking, banging body, smart work-wise.

She has backed off recently but used to come by and complain about her BF/husband all the time..
Couple of her stories:

"Oh so my BF stopped smoking pot last week, so he's been drinking more to off-set it and he is being really moody, so I have to stop on the way home and get him a baggie." saying this out in the open, for everyone to hear.
The bestest one evar was"
"Oh so last night my BF had a friend over and we were all drinking.. so anyway the next thing I knew I was riding my boyfriend buck naked and his buddy came up from behind and put it in me.. so I guess we had a 3-some, lol!"
"Oh by the way here's those documents I needed to bring by"

[ ]Closer
[X]Not a Closer

[YALE]

She was telling these stories to a married co-worker of mine. Loud enough for me and several others to overhear!
I avoid her at all costs.

Then can I have her number?

[Frank]

My office is pretty laid back. I'm the only female other than the receptionist, the rest is all sales guys and engineers. Needless to say there normally is drinking involved one to two days a week which makes for great entertainment.

The only weird thing i dont understand is the guys are constantly trying to scare each other by grabbing each others ass. Is that some sort of guy thing?

I don't know, but I used to work at a Pep Boys and there were 3 different Asians that would grab each others nuts when they would walk by. I mean a full handed grab of the whole wedding tackle with a squeeze. Funniest was one did grabbed another (a reach around even) while the dude was looking over a hood and the guy jumped and hit his head under the hood.

[clevelandkid]

The only weird thing i dont understand is the guys are constantly trying to scare each other by grabbing each others ass. Is that some sort of guy thing?

No, that's a gay thing. They're just "playing" so they don't have to admit being gay.

[ImayBblack]

No, that's a gay thing. They're just "playing" so they don't have to admit being gay.

Doubt it. They are all old and married with kids. It's like a game to them.

[ThreeFingerPete]

Doubt it. They are all old and married with kids. It's like a game to them.

I had some buddies that used to play the "thump everyone else in the nuts" game. Oddly enough, all you have to do to stop your role in that game is "thump" them a little hard one time.

[ELVIS]

I had some buddies that used to play the "thump everyone else in the nuts" game. Oddly enough, all you have to do to stop your role in that game is "thump" them a little hard one time.

you faggot nut juggler

god bless.

[mstng86]

not a lot of people at my job, on an average day there is maybe 6-8 people that come through the plant. most of whom i don't even interact with

there is a guy here that smokes all the time and doesn't bathe, he stinks(imagine that)

there are not a lot of whiteys in here but i am for sure a couple of them are in the klan. but they don't say shit to my face or disrespect me in any way so i can care less

about half the guys here are Filipinos. VERY hard working guys and they are quite respectful and loyal to you if you treat them fair. they have slight accents but are actually smarter than most of the guys here(real world knowledge and college degrees). since they have accents the whiteys treat them like they are stupid but if you just talk/treat them with respect they will treat you like family

i wish i could take a shot or two of crown but there is too much stuff here that can kill me

that's all i can think of at the moment

There is a Filipino that sits behind me. In his late 50's I think. He likes to sings songs throughout the day. He just got done singing American Pie out of the blue.