Wierd stuff at work?

[Moose242]

I worked with a woman one time who spent every dollar she had at the horse races. The had all the horse race betting strategy books around her desk and shit.

Worked with another guy who took his breaks in the break room alone reading books for liberal democrats.

[trailerparksuperstar]

There is a lot of Nepotism!!! I work for an International company and was working out of the States when we bought out an existing company here in Texas. Since I was the only one in the entire company actually from Texas I was transferred here to get the buyout transferred over to doing things in a safer and more efficient manner. When I arrived I was the only employee that was an "outsider" and was treated as such. The Operations Manager had placed his relatives in key positions throughout the workforce. As I went through the human resource files it seemed as though over half the company was in some way related to this guy. I was only supposed to be back in the States for a year, here it is 5 years later and I'm still fighting an up hill battle.

Cliff Notes- One guy hired all his family and most are EXTREMELY under qualified.

[Lason]

When my wife and I first got married I noticed her son would pee with his pants around his ankles too. Thats how his mom taught him but I had to quickly jump in and save him from a life of misery. I cant imagine a guy making it to adulthood doing that.

I work in cubicle hell though, mostly women. These broads talk about woman crap all day long and arent shy. I have heard more about tampons than any male should ever have to. Luckily they try to group the few guys that do work here together.

[BP]

The supply closet. Only one person in the entire company has a key, and she sucks at keeping things stocked. Other than the ladies room of course. There is never TP or paper towels in the mens room or paper towels at the community sink. The funny thing is though that the closet is far from secure, the striker is exposed so you can open it with any kind of straight bar or credit card. Heck there is a strap hanging on the wall next to it just for breaking in.

So unless the office manager/receptionist is here it's a free for all, take what you want. When she shows up though we have to ask for a key. Yet if it wasn't locked in the first place or if she would stock things they wouldn't need to break in. The end result is that the two rest rooms in the warehouse are always stocked but the one up front in the office never is.

[Blame Canada]

We have a Marine that works with us, he threatens to "stab that mofo in the throat" on a daily basis. He makes me laugh every day.

Try sitting in the same office as him every Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. That fucking knife is in my face about every 15 minutes.

[BERNIE MOSFET]

Try sitting in the same office as him every Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. That fucking knife is in my face about every 15 minutes.

This reminds me of a conversation I had with an old marine who served two tours in Vietnam. We were discussing CHLs, and he flat said, "I can't carry a gun because I will kill some motherfuckers."

I laughed. He didn't.

[Cannon88]

Try sitting in the same office as him every Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. That fucking knife is in my face about every 15 minutes.

You are under his desk, and that's not a knife.

[bcoop]

Oh, boy... Ill have to post up in here later.

[SMKR]

Oh, boy... Ill have to post up in here later.

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[Ratt]

Subscribing

Ditto

[Blame Canada]

You are under his desk, and that's not a knife.

HAHAHA!!! You so funny!!! Fucking cocksucker

[YALE]

Weird? I work in a cream cheese and yogurt plant with Yankee hillbillies. Where do you want me to start?

[Trick Pony]

We had a weird googly-eyed guy from one of those 'stan countries that was formerly part of the USSR. Every time he'd go in the shitter stall he would fill up a big Dickey's cup with water and take it in with him. Same guy dropped trou down to his ankles in the lunch room one day in front of a bunch of ladies to retuck his shirt.
He was also heard in the lab after hours one night screaming at the top of his lungs about killing a bitch.
Other than that we're pretty normal here.

[The King]

I thought Indians and Muslims didn't flush paper?

They don't use TP at all, rather they use their left hand.


On the subject of weird things, there used to be a guy in the building that always took his to-go lunch into a crapper stall to eat.

[Mike]

They don't use TP at all, rather they use their left hand.


On the subject of weird things, there used to be a guy in the building that always took his to-go lunch into a crapper stall to eat.

That is fucking disturbing!