Wierd stuff at work?

[The King]

I use to work with a lady that ate popcorn everyday! Breakfast, lunch, and dinner! Every time I walked in the break room to clock in at 7 am I’d smell burnt popcorn coming from the microwave. That turned my stomach every morning!

Oh and I worked with a midget once! He was about three feet tall an liked to sneak up behind you and scare you! He gotta a kick out of that. It freaked me out!

Might have been even worse if he dressed like clown and did that.

[VaderTT]

^Hahahahahahahahaha, that wasn't funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mustangguy289]

Had one of the crew chiefs tell me today that he has an idea in his head for a W16 2-stroke engine ( 2- v8s mated to form a w with one crank) that runs on hydrogen. He is stuck because he is trying to find a way to produce his own hydrogen. I asked him what he wanted to put it in... he said a small car.

[LANTIRN]

When I was in the Air Force I was stationed with a real peice of shit. His only baths consisted of swimming in the base pool in the summer. He chain smoked 2 or 3 packs a day and drank nothing but coffee and mountain dew, so in the summer he had a sweat/coffee/stale smoke/chlorine stench to him. Just horrible. In the summer in the dorms, before they turned on the A/C, he would have his window open with a horrible smell coming out of the room and the screen would be covered in flies trying to get in.

He also did not brush his teeth, an until I lived in Saudi they were the most fucked up teeth I had ever seen on a person. When he finally went to the dentist for a regular cleaning they had to numb his face and clean them in quadrants; 4 different trips to the dentist over a month and they still could not clean them all the way. In the morning instead of brushing his teeth he said he just gargled with mountain dew; it got rid of the morning breath and that is all brushing was for anyway.

He also would pick at his arms, let them scab, and then eat the scab.

Wouldn't pay his bills so the shop constantly got calls from bill collectors. Always bounced checks, too. One time we went on leave back home to Idaho or Iowa. Bounced a check every time he got gas, so we had a map marking his entire vacation; must have been at least 2 dozen bounced checks in two weeks.

The local car dealerships would let you test drive a car for a weekend; it was a small town with maybe a dozen dealerships in the area. Well he would take them for a test drive and bring them on base, and not give them back. It was against base policy to let collectors on base, so the dealership would send repo men to sit at the gate and wait for him to go downtown and they would repo it while he was in the bar. He did this to every dealership until they finally stopped letting you test drive over night. He was basically stealing cars and never got arrested for it.

He would also fuck anything that moved and pick up the nastiest locals downtown. One time our Commander gets a call from one of the local guys and he is pissed; like almost ready to find this Airmen and fucking kill him pissed. Turns out he was fucking this guys daughter; she was 18 or 19 but mentally retarded with mind of about a 13 year old.

With all this shit he did it still took them the entire 3 years I was there to kick him out. When they finally did he was so fat that he couldn't really fit in his Blues, and he ripped his pants when we was getting out of my supervisors car at the First Shirt's office. They made him go buy a brand new set of Blues for his final meeting with the commander the next day to get kicked out the Air Force. Still can't believe it took that long to kick his ass out.

[scootro]

Might have been even worse if he dressed like clown and did that.

haha! damn that would be scary.

[Trick Pony]

I have a coworker that touches my Butt all the time kinda freaks me out and unsure what to do about. I kinda feel like i'm in prison sometimes and i'm the bitch!

Does he at least say 'good game' or 'go team' to make it better? I had a buddy that used to like to smack everyone in the ass but the crazy fucker would hit taint every time. We had to stop hanging out with him.

[Blame Canada]

We have this fat bitch Admin whore that eats everything that come within arms reach. Well bigfoot is also a diabetic. The Mongolian Deathworm was told not to eat a lot of foods but Girlbearpig doesn't listen. About once a month the CHUD orders in Chinese food and has an episode and gets wheeled out and taken to the ER. I hope some day that thing doesn't come back here.

[Broncojohnny]

We have this fat bitch Admin whore that eats everything that come within arms reach. Well bigfoot is also a diabetic. The Mongolian Deathworm was told not to eat a lot of foods but Girlbearpig doesn't listen. About once a month the CHUD orders in Chinese food and has an episode and gets wheeled out and taken to the ER. I hope some day that thing doesn't come back here.

I bet she gives great head!

[Silverback]

I bet she gives great head!

at least she tries harder

[BP]

He is stuck because he is trying to find a way to produce his own hydrogen. I asked him what he wanted to put it in... he said a small car.

That's easy! All you need is a 9V battery, some peroxide, tap water, a couple of wires and some Mason jars. My uncle makes it all the time, he actually has generators on all of his cars. They don't do crap but it makes him feel better about helping save the planet.

[Forever_frost]

We had this guy in my unit at Hood that was dating this bar rat when I got there. He was a POS that fell out of every run, fell out of every road march and any time we did anything, he made it a point to make it hell for everyone. Well, we'd go out in the field for a field problem and his wife would call and tell him she was suicidal or leaving and he'd start crying or causing a fuss and would leave EVERY time we were in the field. She was about 15 years older than him and moved her entire extended family into his off post house and they all lived (about 6 of them plus 4 kids) off his E4 pay.

He also would go get a car from one of the dealerships around Hood and drive it until they repo'ed it which happened about every 2 weeks. This dude was such a POS that to get out of going to NTC, he reup'ed for another 4 years (he was to be clearing after we got back) and was to be stationed in Hawaii. Good luck with that nutty chick.

In Korea, there was this ROK NCO that knew everything. At least if you asked him he did. Well, we went out to the grenade range and I was his range guy. He pulled the pin, dropped the grenade and threw the pin. After I pulled him out of the pit before it went off, he screamed at me for touching him.

[Craizie]

He made it to E4 with all that?

[slow99]

He made it to E4 with all that?

I have no idea what all the E"x" designations mean. I just Googled it... fuck, military pay is horrible.

[Frank]

We had this guy in my unit at Hood that was dating this bar rat when I got there. He was a POS that fell out of every run, fell out of every road march and any time we did anything, he made it a point to make it hell for everyone. Well, we'd go out in the field for a field problem and his wife would call and tell him she was suicidal or leaving and he'd start crying or causing a fuss and would leave EVERY time we were in the field. She was about 15 years older than him and moved her entire extended family into his off post house and they all lived (about 6 of them plus 4 kids) off his E4 pay.

He also would go get a car from one of the dealerships around Hood and drive it until they repo'ed it which happened about every 2 weeks. This dude was such a POS that to get out of going to NTC, he reup'ed for another 4 years (he was to be clearing after we got back) and was to be stationed in Hawaii. Good luck with that nutty chick.

In Korea, there was this ROK NCO that knew everything. At least if you asked him he did. Well, we went out to the grenade range and I was his range guy. He pulled the pin, dropped the grenade and threw the pin. After I pulled him out of the pit before it went off, he screamed at me for touching him.

I can't even fathom how they allowed him to behave like that and get away with it. They allow you to carry a cell phone on your when training like that? Seems crazy.

[Craizie]

I have no idea what all the E"x" designations mean. I just Googled it... fuck, military pay is horrible.

It is terrible for what they go through. E4 would be his paygrade.

I would assume (based on the ammount of lazy) he started at an E1, which would mean he was promoted 3 times.

If you take Jrotc in highschool you can join at as an E3.