Wierd stuff at work?

[clevelandkid]

Doubt it. They are all old and married with kids. It's like a game to them.

My gay secretary that told me how he wanted to suck my dick used to be married and had a couple of kids....

[Alex]

My gay secretary that told me how he wanted to suck my dick used to be married and had a couple of kids....

[LS1Goat]

My office is pretty laid back. I'm the only female other than the receptionist, the rest is all sales guys and engineers. Needless to say there normally is drinking involved one to two days a week which makes for great entertainment.

The only weird thing i dont understand is the guys are constantly trying to scare each other by grabbing each others ass. Is that some sort of guy thing?

I've been in three different career fields and had a lot of male co-workers ranging from acquaintances to an actual friend. I can promise you that is not normal. That is very gay. Or it's repressed homosexual urges being expressed under the guise of rough housing.

[Mopar63]

Weirdest one I have seen- I worked at an office complex and they used security guards to drive shuttle vans hauling folks building to building.

One day I was going between building on my trusty golf cart following a shuttle van, out of no where 2 Black SUV's come flying up cut the van off.
Guns drawn they drag the security guy out of the van and drive off, come to find out he was part of a child porn ring.

I also worked at a company where we built the cooling towers used on commercial buildings. There were tons of racial motivated fights between skin heads and gang bangers that worked there, I actually think that jail time was a requirement to work in part of that shop....

[podman152]

did you look at his dick?

No, its just a line of stalls. I walked in and he was leaning way into the pisser, like way in. He was swaying back and forth and water was getting all over the floor. After that I just turned around and went to another restroom.

[scootro]

I use to work with a lady that ate popcorn everyday! Breakfast, lunch, and dinner! Every time I walked in the break room to clock in at 7 am I’d smell burnt popcorn coming from the microwave. That turned my stomach every morning!

Oh and I worked with a midget once! He was about three feet tall an liked to sneak up behind you and scare you! He gotta a kick out of that. It freaked me out!

[ThreeFingerPete]

you faggot nut juggler

god bless.

Want to buy a 10/22?


god bless.

[Aceman85turbo]

I was making a delivery to a CVS store in richardson, had the bobtail door open, the back door of CVS open and I see this dude fall out of his chevy half ton coming out of the pharmacy lane. The truck accelerated straight towards a nail salon with full glass front end and full of people.

I hauled ass to the truck and slammed it from drive into park, then ran back to the guy who was seizing on the ground. We called 911 and they took him away.

I heard from the CVS manager the guy lived.

[slowyellow]

There's me... and my mom....

weird!!!!

Keep going, I like where that was going.....

[JC316]

Co-worker, rides motorcycle year round I think - been seen in traffic with some sort of ninja sword on his back.

Clearly he knows that there can be only one.

Hearing some of the shit on here, it makes me glad that I work alone.

[carbd89sleeper]

We have a guy who is extremely weird and I have NEVER seen him without his headphones in his ears. In the cafeteria, out in the parking lot, driving near the plant in his car, the bathroom....he wears them everywhere.

Does he go around asking if anyones seen his baseball?!? LMAO!!

[Tyrone Biggums]

There is some quality stuff in here. Keep them coming.

[carbd89sleeper]

There is some quality stuff in here. Keep them coming.

Thats what she said!

[turbostang]

I just remembered, back in the day where I used to work - there was a transvestite. She (he?), was about 6'2" and work a red wig that looked so fake it might as well had a chin strap on it. Had shoulders like a linebacker (I heard it played college football). No one wanted it in their respective bathrooms, so they had to make one of the bathrooms into a unisex bathroom, I heard.

[Grimpala]

Does he go around asking if anyones seen his baseball?!? LMAO!!

FRANKS and BEANS!!