Who wants to bartend? One night...

[Memo]

So my bartender sold me out for my birthday this saturday night. It's in Irving at a house party. I'm not even gonna have a full bar. Just beer, wine, and possibly a few flavored martinis. It's a few hours. Possibly like 9 or 10pm until 3ish? I'll set up the bar. All you have to do is serve it. Let me know if you're interested. Payment will be in the form of all you can drink, a little cash, and lots of tips.

There will be lots of hotties. If you're a girl, you better likes girls then. Lol. PM me if interested.

[racrguy]

You can't post a thread like this and not send out a DFWM invite.

[Real Estate Nate]

So my bartender sold me out for my birthday this saturday night. It's in Irving at a house party. I'm not even gonna have a full bar. Just beer, wine, and possibly a few flavored martinis. It's a few hours. Possibly like 9 or 10pm until 3ish? I'll set up the bar. All you have to do is serve it. Let me know if you're interested. Payment will be in the form of all you can drink, a little cash, and lots of tips.

There will be lots of hotties. If you're a girl, you better likes girls then. Lol. PM me if interested.

hmmmmm.

[forbes]

where?

[ELVIS]

red snapper , kamikaze, long island ice tea, white russian,fuzzy navel, and the sex on the beach, margarita, bloody mary, sloe gin fizz, learn to make em all , on the rock with a twist , theres a school to attend , and i highly recomend, u call 1-800 BARTEND.


god bless.

[forbes]

red snapper , kamikaze, long island ice tea, white russian,fuzzy navel, and the sex on the beach, margarita, bloody mary, sloe gin fizz, learn to make em all , on the rock with a twist , theres a school to attend , and i highly recomend, u call 1-800 BARTEND.


god bless.

fucking awesomeness right there....

[Geor!]

In

[Geor!]

Lmao at grandmasta elvisdolls.

[Pro88LX]

grandmasta elvisdolls.

lol

[SMKR]

where?

Im going to take a shot in the dark and say Irving.

It's in Irving

[CJ-95GT]

Im going to take a shot in the dark and say Irving.

Not the good part or he would have said Las Colinas.

[Leah]

So my bartender sold me out for my birthday this saturday night. It's in Irving at a house party. I'm not even gonna have a full bar. Just beer, wine, and possibly a few flavored martinis. It's a few hours. Possibly like 9 or 10pm until 3ish? I'll set up the bar. All you have to do is serve it. Let me know if you're interested. Payment will be in the form of all you can drink, a little cash, and lots of tips.

There will be lots of hotties. If you're a girl, you better likes girls then. Lol. PM me if interested.

In!

[SMKR]

Not the good part or he would have said Las Colinas.

[slow99]

red snapper , kamikaze, long island ice tea, white russian,fuzzy navel, and the sex on the beach, margarita, bloody mary, sloe gin fizz, learn to make em all , on the rock with a twist , theres a school to attend , and i highly recomend, u call 1-800 BARTEND.


god bless.

Worthy of a copied quote.

[Steve]

I am the last barman poet.
I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make.
Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake.
The sex on the beach, the schnapps made from peach,
The Velvet Hammer,
the Al-La-Bam-A Slam-a!


I make things with juice and froth: the Pink Squirrel, the 3-Toed Sloth. I make drinks so sweet and snazzy:
The Iced Tea, The Kamikaze, The Orgasm, The Death Spasm,
The Singapore Sling, The Dingaling.

America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got.
But if you want to got loaded,
why don't you just order a shot?
Bar is open!