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  • #16
    Nothing a diaper stuffed with toilet paper can't handle.

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    • #17
      Either that or probably want to research about the man-pon. I've heard it works pretty good!

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      • #18
        If Foxy loves you, she'll clean you up.
        When the government pays, the government controls.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by 46Tbird View Post
          If Foxy loves you, she'll clean you up.
          1 girl 1 dirty sheet.

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          • #20
            Surprize Mudd Puddlez?

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            • #21
              Originally posted by 46Tbird View Post
              If Foxy loves you, she'll clean you up.
              *Like

              However, that's not something that's gonna be said for a while.
              Originally posted by Stunter Bob View Post
              Surprize Mudd Puddlez?
              LMFGDAO!
              Karussell White - 2010 Genesis Coupe R-Spec 6MT 2.0T -

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              • #22
                Imagine the confusion of waking up in mid stream of spraying mud out of your ass.
                Originally posted by racrguy
                What's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?
                Originally posted by racrguy
                Voting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Broncojohnny View Post
                  Imagine the confusion of waking up in mid stream of spraying mud out of your ass.
                  Would you get up quickly or just lay there for a while and think?

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by aCid View Post
                    Would you get up quickly or just lay there for a while and think?

                    Getting up quickly might mean repainting some walls. Caution is the better part of valor.

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                    • #25
                      doesn't help you are getting poked back there as well

                      Originally posted by DOHCTR
                      You sir are the poster child for "Go big or go home"!

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by bonnie&clyde View Post
                        doesn't help you are getting poked back there as well
                        I was gonna say... maybe Foxy drugged him up then pulled the surprise butt secks with a stap-on. Then when Osiris awoke she hypnotized him into thinking he took a laxative.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by aCid View Post
                          I was gonna say... maybe Foxy drugged him up then pulled the surprise butt secks with a stap-on. Then when Osiris awoke she hypnotized him into thinking he took a laxative.
                          She said the tenderness was from the laxative.
                          Karussell White - 2010 Genesis Coupe R-Spec 6MT 2.0T -

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by 46Tbird View Post
                            If Foxy loves you, she'll clean you up.
                            She's the one that gave them to him.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Osiris View Post
                              She said the tenderness was from the laxative.
                              Apparently checking your prostate with her fist wasn't a good idea...

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by aCid View Post
                                Apparently checking your prostate with her fist wasn't a good idea...

                                Fuck you man, she said it was a gloved finger.
                                Karussell White - 2010 Genesis Coupe R-Spec 6MT 2.0T -

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