Dating....Should I or should I not?

[Snatch Napkin]

Who does this sort of thing and why? What are the pro's and con's?

Am I pretty enough to date? Am I smart enough? Does my breath smell bad? Do my boobs look better when I do THIS?

Pretty enough? Sure.

Smart enough? I would say you probably have a decent enough head on your
shoulders.
Breath? Well, you did quit smoking black and milds. You're probably good.

Boobs? They have to be out of your shirt before we can answer honestly.


Now that we've gotten that out of the way. I like the "keep fucking until someone falls in love."

[Leah]

Who does this sort of thing and why? What are the pro's and con's?

Am I pretty enough to date? Am I smart enough? Does my breath smell bad? Do my boobs look better when I do THIS?

WTF are you expecting with this, girl. You're better than this.

[Your Name Here]

I quit smoking in February. Haven't touched it since.

Did you atleast inhale?

[Snatch Napkin]

WTF are you expecting with this, girl. You're better than this.

I'm betting she's bored as all fuck and she hasn't made it to the store for new batteries.

[MutherjuggZ]

Not Searching for compliments at all...

If the level of sarcasm in my initial post couldn't be detected, perhaps you should go have a few drinks then come back and re-read LOL!!!

Dating advice from a car forum? C'mon. I always thought the west side of town where the majority of this boards members are from was a big wife/gf swap anyway.

What the hell are you talking about wife/gf swap? Only member I ever knew of doing that shit was Fred and C

[Wicked98Snake]

You definetly should, you need to find someone to get old with. It won't be easy, however I've found the best way to find someone is to not look for them

[SEB]

I quit smoking in February. Haven't touched it since.

That is HUGE! Congrats. I told Mandy if she didnt quit smoking I wouldn't kiss her.

[MutherjuggZ]

WTF are you expecting with this, girl. You're better than this.

NOTHING LMFAO!!

I was put up to making a Nick like thread

[SEB]

Oh & long hair that looks healthy is a big thing too & WHITE WHITE STRAIGHT TEETH, If they have jacked up teeth. Im out

[SEB]

WTF are you expecting with this, girl. You're better than this.

Arn't you married! Easy to say when you already got someone to spend your life with.

[YALE]

Merkin?

Just pretend you're a Colombian professor of epidemiology, and sound it out.

[Leah]

I'm betting she's bored as all fuck and she hasn't made it to the store for new batteries.

LMGDAO! Now THAT makes sense. Kim-need to come borrow some?

NOTHING LMFAO!!

I was put up to making a Nick like thread

Hahaha!

[MutherjuggZ]

You definetly should, you need to find someone to get old with. It won't be easy, however I've found the best way to find someone is to not look for them

In all seriousness, I don't date in the part of my life because I'm a mother first and foremost.

Some have been lucky to find that rare special person and blend families nicely, but my experience with my last relationship tore my children in two. We moved 200 miles away to be with this man and weren't there 90 days before all his bullshit boiled to the surface and we moved back to DFW.

Kids aren't guinnea pigs, and I won't pull them in and out of relationships like that. I won't attempt to find something serious for that reason alone.

[SEB]

LMGDAO! Now THAT makes sense. Kim-need to come borrow some?

Hahaha!

The TV remote always comes through in a squeeze for me when im lazy & just want to stick it in & lay there while her rabbit does the rest

[Snatch Napkin]

LMGDAO! Now THAT makes sense. Kim-need to come borrow some? I've got this new one with multiple attachments, but I need a third hand. Come on over!!

Hahaha!

I fucking love my imagination!!