I love that he has no problems getting laid, but it's been 7 months! womp
All of his texts were full of FAIL in so many ways LOL!!! I am still contemplating calling my ex-husband to find out if he put this idiot up to it. If he did, he'd be honest about it and laugh heartily. If he didn't, then he'll probably kick this guys ass for saying it was my ex was discussing problems between us that simply do not exist anymore. Not since 2002 anyway. That's the part I don't care to stir up, is the drama filled end that my ex lives for.
"Me: and just so you know....You are the anti-poon"
I was really proud of that considering it was 3am-ish when I thought of it. Actually, I was thinking outloud and said "Damn what is this guy, the anti-christ?" then it hit me, "No...he's the anti-poon" LOL!!
Afraid that you'll act on certain feelings? It's no secret that my looks and enticing voice make women a bit... how you say? Moist between the legs.
The last time you hummed the star spangled banner on my inner thigh, I couldn't watch a sporting event without having to excuse myself to the bathroom to dry off.
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