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Around 2am this morning I get a call inquiring as to why I'm ignoring a text from a number I've never seen before. I wake up a bit more to clear my head and discover it is a guy that had just requested me as a friend on Facebook earlier yesterday. I tell him I'm sleeping and have to get up at 5:30 to run so I've gotta hang up.
By this point I'm wide awake so I read the text he sent and it just AMAZES me how some people can't get a damn clue...
Him: Hope you don't mind but computer is boring me to death
Me: Who is this?
Him: Justin Anderson
Me: Oh hey dude, like I said it's late and I'm about to crash back out. Talk to ya later!
Him: I'm in this boring town trying to find somethin to cuddle with tonight
Me: Try a pillow
Him: What? lol
Me: Cuddle with a pillow if you need it soooooo bad
Him: I need somethin
Me: Well you're not going to get very far with me or that approach
Him: Well I got one but I don't know if you would like that one
Me: I don't know what it is you are looking for exactly it it won't be found here with me
Him: And your just down the road from me
Him: Not lookin for anything dang
Me: Sounds like you are looking for someone to cuddle with
Him: Well I am but bein as fine as I am don't have to be so mean
Me: LMAO! Good luck with all that
Him: Hey you have not seen me I don't look the same
Me: I'm not some shallow bitch that is impressed with your opinions or comments LOL!
Him: So I can't come over
Me: You need to quit texting me and lose the number
Me: and just so you know....You are the anti-poon
Him: Shit I'm glad to see you still mean as hell no look willy is my friend he came by said yall been fightin so i wasd cheeckin on you (<---verbatim)
Me: You were looking to cuddle and that's just offensive on so many levels. I barely spoke to you 15 years ago... what in the FUCK makes you think I want to cuddle now?
Him: I didn't say you, I'm way too much for you anyway
Me: You did direct that at me as there is no one else at my house you could have possibly been asking to come see
Him: Well can I come over?
Me: You just drive my point straight home... Later.... Chump
Him: Okay I don't get it
Him: I really need to talk to some one can I come over
Me: No
Me: Quit texting me, I've been done with this conversation since it began.
Him: Ya I know
Him: Look I'm not asking you but it's been 7 months you know any chicks?
Him: You just don't want to help me do you?
Me: I don't know any whores that would be the slightest bit interested in fucking you. We (women) have no difficulty getting laid for the most part, so there's no need to jump on your desperate dick at 3am. Especially one that has been balls deep in my whore of a sister. I'm surprised your cock hasn't rotted off.
Him: I don't know you herd about me but I don't have a problem gettin laid so really you can stop all that cause this guy is the best fuckin guy you will ever meet.
Him: Im sorry that i even called now dayts that shit dont mean anything anyway and you would fill special if I fucked you so
Him: I m mess you know you are all kinds of beautiful
Him: Sorry dont be mad
Him: Are you mad?
Him: You are mad
Him: Can I come over?
By this point I'm wide awake so I read the text he sent and it just AMAZES me how some people can't get a damn clue...
Him: Hope you don't mind but computer is boring me to death
Me: Who is this?
Him: Justin Anderson
Me: Oh hey dude, like I said it's late and I'm about to crash back out. Talk to ya later!
Him: I'm in this boring town trying to find somethin to cuddle with tonight
Me: Try a pillow
Him: What? lol
Me: Cuddle with a pillow if you need it soooooo bad
Him: I need somethin
Me: Well you're not going to get very far with me or that approach
Him: Well I got one but I don't know if you would like that one
Me: I don't know what it is you are looking for exactly it it won't be found here with me
Him: And your just down the road from me
Him: Not lookin for anything dang
Me: Sounds like you are looking for someone to cuddle with
Him: Well I am but bein as fine as I am don't have to be so mean
Me: LMAO! Good luck with all that
Him: Hey you have not seen me I don't look the same
Me: I'm not some shallow bitch that is impressed with your opinions or comments LOL!
Him: So I can't come over
Me: You need to quit texting me and lose the number
Me: and just so you know....You are the anti-poon
Him: Shit I'm glad to see you still mean as hell no look willy is my friend he came by said yall been fightin so i wasd cheeckin on you (<---verbatim)
Me: You were looking to cuddle and that's just offensive on so many levels. I barely spoke to you 15 years ago... what in the FUCK makes you think I want to cuddle now?
Him: I didn't say you, I'm way too much for you anyway
Me: You did direct that at me as there is no one else at my house you could have possibly been asking to come see
Him: Well can I come over?
Me: You just drive my point straight home... Later.... Chump
Him: Okay I don't get it
Him: I really need to talk to some one can I come over
Me: No
Me: Quit texting me, I've been done with this conversation since it began.
Him: Ya I know
Him: Look I'm not asking you but it's been 7 months you know any chicks?
Him: You just don't want to help me do you?
Me: I don't know any whores that would be the slightest bit interested in fucking you. We (women) have no difficulty getting laid for the most part, so there's no need to jump on your desperate dick at 3am. Especially one that has been balls deep in my whore of a sister. I'm surprised your cock hasn't rotted off.
Him: I don't know you herd about me but I don't have a problem gettin laid so really you can stop all that cause this guy is the best fuckin guy you will ever meet.
Him: Im sorry that i even called now dayts that shit dont mean anything anyway and you would fill special if I fucked you so
Him: I m mess you know you are all kinds of beautiful
Him: Sorry dont be mad
Him: Are you mad?
Him: You are mad
Him: Can I come over?
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