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  • #76
    Can I come over?
    Originally posted by Da Prez
    Fuck dfwstangs!! If Jose ain't running it, I won't even bother going back to it, just my two cents!!
    Originally posted by VETTKLR


    Cliff Notes: I can beat the fuck out of a ZR1

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    • #77
      Originally posted by 01-GATOR View Post
      Don't have a ring but can bring a kids pool and lots of baby oil.
      That will just have to do in this time crunch.

      Lets make it happen!

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      • #78
        Originally posted by MutherjuggZ View Post
        absolutely....NOT!
        Afraid that you'll act on certain feelings? It's no secret that my looks and enticing voice make women a bit... how you say? Moist between the legs.
        How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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        • #79
          Originally posted by Frank View Post
          OMG, this had me rolling..

          "Me: and just so you know....You are the anti-poon"
          I was really proud of that considering it was 3am-ish when I thought of it. Actually, I was thinking outloud and said "Damn what is this guy, the anti-christ?" then it hit me, "No...he's the anti-poon" LOL!!

          Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
          That will just have to do in this time crunch.

          Lets make it happen!
          I'm ready! Mama's all pent up!! haha

          Originally posted by Geor! View Post
          Afraid that you'll act on certain feelings? It's no secret that my looks and enticing voice make women a bit... how you say? Moist between the legs.
          The last time you hummed the star spangled banner on my inner thigh, I couldn't watch a sporting event without having to excuse myself to the bathroom to dry off.
          Originally posted by Vertnut
          I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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          • #80
            Originally posted by MutherjuggZ View Post


            I'm ready! Mama's all pent up!! haha


            You know, on second thought. It is not a good idea. Being prego and jello fighting really doesn't mix.

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            • #81
              this is why Kim fucking rules. (among many other reasons.)
              Originally posted by 56482
              only on DFWMUstangs...

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              • #82
                Originally posted by Laura07;229894=
                On a side note- he may have thought that you put out like your sister.
                She does, just not to crackheaded queers that are coming down off their high at 4:30m in the fucking A.M.!
                Originally posted by Silverback
                Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                • #83
                  you mad bro?
                  www.dfwdirtriders.com

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                  • #84
                    That guy is not a closer!

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                    • #85
                      solid thread...

                      I love that he has no problems getting laid, but it's been 7 months! womp
                      http://www.truthcontest.com/entries/...iversal-truth/

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by Cooter View Post
                        solid thread...

                        I love that he has no problems getting laid, but it's been 7 months! womp
                        All of his texts were full of FAIL in so many ways LOL!!! I am still contemplating calling my ex-husband to find out if he put this idiot up to it. If he did, he'd be honest about it and laugh heartily. If he didn't, then he'll probably kick this guys ass for saying it was my ex was discussing problems between us that simply do not exist anymore. Not since 2002 anyway. That's the part I don't care to stir up, is the drama filled end that my ex lives for.

                        I think I'll leave well enough alone
                        Originally posted by Vertnut
                        I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by MutherjuggZ View Post
                          All of his texts were full of FAIL in so many ways LOL!!! I am still contemplating calling my ex-husband to find out if he put this idiot up to it. If he did, he'd be honest about it and laugh heartily. If he didn't, then he'll probably kick this guys ass for saying it was my ex was discussing problems between us that simply do not exist anymore. Not since 2002 anyway. That's the part I don't care to stir up, is the drama filled end that my ex lives for.

                          I think I'll leave well enough alone
                          you solve ex disputes by sending videos of your orifaces getting used correctly, to the ex
                          pinto gt with wood trim

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Grape View Post
                            you solve ex disputes by sending videos of your orifaces getting used correctly, to the ex
                            It's HornyGrape to the thread rescue...
                            Originally posted by Silverback
                            Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                              It's HornyGrape to the thread rescue...
                              i like the colors, that's pretty cool
                              pinto gt with wood trim

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by jluv View Post
                                she's like a polar bear!
                                lawl

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