Texts from last night....

[MutherjuggZ]

solid thread...

I love that he has no problems getting laid, but it's been 7 months! womp

All of his texts were full of FAIL in so many ways LOL!!! I am still contemplating calling my ex-husband to find out if he put this idiot up to it. If he did, he'd be honest about it and laugh heartily. If he didn't, then he'll probably kick this guys ass for saying it was my ex was discussing problems between us that simply do not exist anymore. Not since 2002 anyway. That's the part I don't care to stir up, is the drama filled end that my ex lives for.

I think I'll leave well enough alone

[Cooter]

solid thread...

I love that he has no problems getting laid, but it's been 7 months! womp

[juiceweezl]

That guy is not a closer!

[mustangguy289]

you mad bro?

[Rick Modena]

On a side note- he may have thought that you put out like your sister.

She does, just not to crackheaded queers that are coming down off their high at 4:30m in the fucking A.M.!

[suckerdin]

this is why Kim fucking rules. (among many other reasons.)

[mstng86]

I'm ready! Mama's all pent up!! haha

You know, on second thought. It is not a good idea. Being prego and jello fighting really doesn't mix.

[MutherjuggZ]

OMG, this had me rolling..

"Me: and just so you know....You are the anti-poon"

I was really proud of that considering it was 3am-ish when I thought of it. Actually, I was thinking outloud and said "Damn what is this guy, the anti-christ?" then it hit me, "No...he's the anti-poon" LOL!!

That will just have to do in this time crunch.

Lets make it happen!

I'm ready! Mama's all pent up!! haha

Afraid that you'll act on certain feelings? It's no secret that my looks and enticing voice make women a bit... how you say? Moist between the legs.

The last time you hummed the star spangled banner on my inner thigh, I couldn't watch a sporting event without having to excuse myself to the bathroom to dry off.

[Geor!]

absolutely....NOT!

Afraid that you'll act on certain feelings? It's no secret that my looks and enticing voice make women a bit... how you say? Moist between the legs.

[mstng86]

Don't have a ring but can bring a kids pool and lots of baby oil.

That will just have to do in this time crunch.

Lets make it happen!

[Juiced4v]

Can I come over?

[Frank]

OMG, this had me rolling..

"Me: and just so you know....You are the anti-poon"

[01-GATOR]

Cool, JITB in 15 minutes. I can bring the whip cream, anyone want to bring the jello and a make-shift ring?

Don't have a ring but can bring a kids pool and lots of baby oil.

knee still bothering you?

roflcopter!!!

[GhostTX]

Crazy.......I'm sure this punk will change his number soon!

I'm surprised the DFWMustang fanfare hasn't occurred yet with his number being posted...