Texts from last night....

[LS1Goat]

Apparently you were to drunk to read the thread and see that he called her.

Ah, yes. I did miss that part.

No shit. I wouldn't even flinch if I heard an incoming text message at 2am. And at that hour on some days, I'm too drunk anyway to even find the phone.

Apparently you were to drunk to read the thread and see that he called her.

[Machx2]

For the record I woulda had you in the sack 5 texts earlier

[Machx2]

Haha you know you want to hit that!

[LS1Goat]

Damn! you will get involved in a text conversation like that at 2AM from a dead sleep???

No shit. I wouldn't even flinch if I heard an incoming text message at 2am. And at that hour on some days, I'm too drunk anyway to even find the phone.

[71chevellejohn]

This guy fails... Should have just sent a junk shot, then Kim would have been on her way to his place cuddle.

[scootro]

you sure can find some winners

[bcoop]

LMAO... probably not

Can I come over?

[TxFordGirl]

I wonder if the pillow is ok.

LMAO... probably not

[Ratt]

Wouldn't a minotaur's ass just look like a bull's ass?

[diablo rojo]

WTF is cuddling?

[Fern]

she's like a polar bear!

lawl

[Grape]

It's HornyGrape to the thread rescue...

i like the colors, that's pretty cool

[Rick Modena]

you solve ex disputes by sending videos of your orifaces getting used correctly, to the ex

It's HornyGrape to the thread rescue...

[Grape]

All of his texts were full of FAIL in so many ways LOL!!! I am still contemplating calling my ex-husband to find out if he put this idiot up to it. If he did, he'd be honest about it and laugh heartily. If he didn't, then he'll probably kick this guys ass for saying it was my ex was discussing problems between us that simply do not exist anymore. Not since 2002 anyway. That's the part I don't care to stir up, is the drama filled end that my ex lives for.

I think I'll leave well enough alone

you solve ex disputes by sending videos of your orifaces getting used correctly, to the ex