"Oh, and I have a kid"

[Grimpala]

How about a single mom riding a dragon, while sitting on my desk?

All I'm seeing is a big red X broseph.

[TxFordGirl]

I dated a chick with a kid in Stephenville, and ditched the relationship out of nowhere. One morning, her son came running in, gave me a hug, and told me he loved me. I wasn't ready for that, it fucked me up, and I stopped calling her. In hindsight, it was a bitch move of the first order on my part.

Wow! that was a bitch move just saying...

[Mike]

All I'm seeing is a big red X broseph.

Fixed?

[Wicked98Snake]

Fixed?

Yep we see your lame attempt at humor now.

[Mike]

Yep we see your lame attempt at humor now.

Fucker.

[dmh165638]

Tell her you grew up with a alcoholic mother that was always at the bars and would bring strange men home that would beat and sexually abuse you. That's what attracted her to you was the uncanny resemblance to your mother!

[talisman]

and dont forget, dudes cant have kids! you are home free broseph!

god bless.

Anyone know where I can discount vasectomy?

[Moose242]

Anyone know where I can discount vasectomy?

Maybe we can get a group discount?


I need to find a urologist who has no moral objection to performing a vasectomy on a 22 year old.

[JP135]

You just wasted 20-30 minutes trying to build something

Shallow much?

[talisman]

Maybe we can get a group discount?


I need to find a urologist who has no moral objection to performing a vasectomy on a 22 year old.

Good luck. And you might change your mind. I probably would have kids if I would have been with someone who wanted them through the years that it would have been best to have them. At 34 and starting over, by the time I would even consider it I'll be way too old.

[Moose242]

Shallow much?

Yes, very.

I am in a position where I can afford to be shallow... at least right now.

[talisman]

Shallow much?

I don't think it is shallow at all. It's an expectation going in, like wanting someone who doesn't smoke, likes sports, or whatever. The guy is 22, why would he want a pre-fab family to have to deal with? Hell, I'm 34 and don't want to raise someone elses kid.

[Broncojohnny]

Good luck. And you might change your mind. I probably would have kids if I would have been with someone who wanted them through the years that it would have been best to have them. At 34 and starting over, by the time I would even consider it I'll be way too old.

We had William when I was 36. Perfect time I think, I got plenty of patience, finances are in order and he is just a boatload of fun 99% of the time.

Just find you a nice 19 year old and go to work.

[talisman]

We had William when I was 36. Perfect time I think, I got plenty of patience, finances are in order and he is just a boatload of fun 99% of the time.

Just find you a nice 19 year old and go to work.

lmao! My dad was 36 when I was born. We'll see. I don't have my hopes up. I'm going to be traveling too much to even worry about rebuilding a family in the next 2-3 years.

[Treasure Chest]

We had William when I was 36. Perfect time I think, I got plenty of patience, finances are in order and he is just a boatload of fun 99% of the time.

Just find you a nice 19 year old and go to work.

I couldn't imagine having a kid now. I like my sleep way too much, the older I get.