"Oh, and I have a kid"

[90GT50]

"I don't. See ya later."

[Cooter]

Just tell her you're a registered sex offender and go on about how you can't wait to meet the sexy little tyke.

I was going to say just tell her that you're not allowed to be around kids or they'll violate your probation

[Sean88gt]

I was going to say just tell her that you're not allowed to be around kids or they'll violate your probation

Brilliance runs among friends.

At 22 though, I wish I had mastered quantity over quality.

[Grape]

bitching about the quality of the units at the used car lot............the new units are in the sorority houses. you are doing it wrong

[Moose242]

bitching about the quality of the units at the used car lot............the new units are in the sorority houses. you are doing it wrong

There are no sorority houses at Baylor. And that era of my life will be over in two weeks.

[Grape]

There are no sorority houses at Baylor. And that era of my life will be over in two weeks.

shoulda gone to TCU

[clevelandkid]

Single moms try harder. You don't have to adopt the kid to have a fun night and move on. Just make sure you wrap it up.

[Grimpala]

Maybe it's the fancy clothes and nice car and bottle service that is bringing out the money grubbers.

Try hanging out in the cheap seats.

You ever go to Scruffs?

[CJ-95GT]

DOHCTR = not a closer.

X2. Looking for love in all the wrong places.

[Moose242]

Maybe it's the fancy clothes and nice car and bottle service that is bringing out the money grubbers.

Try hanging out in the cheap seats.

You ever go to Scruffs?

Yes, I live within walking distance of Scruffs. I went a bunch my junior year, but kind of got burnt out on it after a while.

I prefer clubs to bars anyways.

[Cobraman]

shoulda gone to TWU

Fixed.

[90GT50]

Fixed.

You made it worse.

[suckerdin]

fuck kids. don't like them. i would never date a chick with a kid. nor am i ever having kids.

[Grimpala]

Yes, I live within walking distance of Scruffs. I went a bunch my junior year, but kind of got burnt out on it after a while.

I prefer clubs to bars anyways.

Maybe try looking in Chapel instead.

[Grimpala]

Fixed.

So he could et his dick broke off by one of those man hating wooden didlo fucking amazons?