"You've been warned"....WTF ?!

[CRASH]

I was planning on going to bed until this thread turned to gold.

Ps: I'm craigslisting an econoline panel van and googling the most popular candy among nine year olds.

You're not going to need anything bigger than a God damn Festiva when I cut you up into little pieces.

This was all fun and games until you started talking about my baby girl. I hope you have more friends in person with you to take your back than you do on here because you're going to need them to haul you off to the motherfucking hospital.

[CRASH]

I hope your parents have good insurance.

I also hope you can figure out how to drive that fucking shitbox Cobra with two broken legs.

[Cobraman]

Now I'm all riled up. Name pun intended.

/ thread

[Mike]

Now I'm all riled up. Name pun intended.

/ thread

I'm making you and your g/f a badass wiki page right now. Any special info or quotes you want added?

[Ruffdaddy]

I hope your parents have good insurance.

I also hope you can figure out how to drive that fucking shitbox Cobra with two broken legs.

God damn calm down...it's DFWM. This shot happens all the time.

I'm sure a 9 year old would love a daddy she gets to see durin visitation hours because he faught a minor.

[jefehbk]

Here are some ways to fix dog problem...

1.) identify for sure which house it is then call Saul Garza of Fox News 4 to see if he will do a story on this Cujo in your neighborhood.

2.) If number one does not work, print out the following pic and carry it with you, even the dog will have to bow down to the power of Chuck.

[Cobraman]

I'm making you and your g/f a badass wiki page right now. Any special info or quotes you want added?

Lol. You have no life. Put fo five six on there atleast once.

[CRASH]

Now I'm all riled up. Name pun intended.

/ thread

You're right /thread because you're going to be wishing you never met me and never heard my daughter's name after Friday night....if you're a big enough boy to show up to the GTG.

[Cobraman]

Here are some ways to fix dog problem...

1.) identify for sure which house it is then call Saul Garza of Fox News 4 to see if he will do a story on this Cujo in your neighborhood.

2.) If number one does not work, print out the following pic and carry it with you, even the dog will have to bow down to the power of Chuck.

Welcome to the party that ended forever ago.

[Mike]

Lol. You have no life. Put fo five six on there atleast once.

I get paid to sit at a desk all day, at least I'm trying to do something productive with my time.

[Pro88LX]

WTF happened to this thread? LMAO Cobraman you're gonna end up with an asswhooping before long mouthing off like that.

[Cobraman]

You're right /thread because you're going to be wishing you never met me and never heard my daughter's name after Friday night....if you're a big enough boy to show up to the GTG.

Should I bring the girlfriend? Or will you bring your daughter? Or I could make do with both...

[Steve]

You're right /thread because you're going to be wishing you never met me and never heard my daughter's name after Friday night....if you're a big enough boy to show up to the GTG.

Please don't bring that shit out to the Friday night GTG. If you guys want to throwdown, thats fine, just take it down the street to the park please.

[Cobraman]

I get paid to sit at a desk all day, at least I'm trying to do something productive with my time.

I've got nothing wrong with that

[Slowhand]

Half the board was offering to blow homeboy earlier today and now this? This place is fucking manic.