Can I nominate Cobraman

[Grimpala]

What the fuck do you know about Disturbed kid? I'm assuming your 17ish, they have been around since '95 at that time you were swiming up you mothers vaginal cavity while your fellow un-fertilized brothers and sisters were clustered around your mothers asshole.

Be careful who you fuck with around here boy, im not in the mood today...

Let's break this down so everyone can understand...

If he's 17ish that would put his birth at worst case April of '94, thus he would have been around in the time of Disturbed's creation. Secondly that would have put his conception back in July-august of 93. Not 95 as you so eloquently put it.

Second, why the fuck would his mom have unfertilized eggs clustered around her asshole? You do understand that the sperm fertilizes the eggs and that there is typically only one egg at a time and it is in/near the falopian tube(s). ANDDD, he was not swimming up his 'mother's vaginal cavity' half of him was. He was not created until his father's half met his mother's half. And even that is hazy depending on if you're pro life or pro choice.

[Cobraman]

Let's break this down so everyone can understand...

If he's 17ish that would put his birth at worst case April of '94, thus he would have been around in the time of Disturbed's creation. Secondly that would have put his conception back in July-august of 93. Not 95 as you so eloquently put it.

Second, why the fuck would his mom have unfertilized eggs clustered around her asshole? You do understand that the sperm fertilizes the eggs and that there is typically only one egg at a time and it is in/near the falopian tube(s). ANDDD, he was not swimming up his 'mother's vaginal cavity' half of him was. He was not created until his father's half met his mother's half. And even that is hazy depending on if you're pro life or pro choice.

Born november 93

[CJ-95GT]

Tit pics are required just to get your name on the ballot. Either you a/holes aren't sharing the wealth, or I missed the thread which would validate the nut hugging in this thread.

[Rick Modena]

Worst band to see live.... EVER. Seriously, Non Point put on a better show than disturbed did, and they were part of the opening act.

Nonpoint can rock the fucking house down. I have alot of their music on my Droid...

[Tyrone Biggums]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BRv9wGf5pk

Elvis and I can still perform that entire dance routine, on command, to this day.

[Grimpala]

Born november 93

Way to throw my math off.

[Cobraman]

Way to throw my math off.

lol. Sorry bout that.

[Mike]

Born november 93

What day?

[OreoStang]

He is a good kid and can take a beating from us.

[VaderTT]

vadertt- best all around newb

cobraman/kid/boy- best newb punching bag

Well thank you sir!

[VaderTT]

No stupied, I'm the king of retards like boy george blowing flutes....

[The King]

Stupid cunt, try something more original for once in your life.

[Denny]

"boy george blowing flutes" sounds pretty original to me.

[VaderTT]

lol @ you king of queens

[The King]

"boy george blowing flutes" sounds pretty original to me.

Good, go get a room with the boy then if you like.