Outrun the cops in all 50 states

[kenny c]

...you just need this

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Excelsior-Henderson-Super-x-/170631469114?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item27ba6d983a

Q&A at the bottom is pretty good too...

[GrayStangGT]

Your 87.5% feedback disqualifies you from bidding on this auction... in fact, it should disqualify you from eBay altogether, LOL.

This answer made me laugh

[80coupe]

I Lol'd

[suckerdin]

that's got to be one of the worst ebay auction postings i've ever seen.

[SSMAN]

LMFAO! on the first response of the add......

Q: Hi my name is Reggie Stout, i like dis bike very much. will you take 20k plus a trade on 2012 mustang boss #0001?
A: Hi Reggie, While that's a very "manly" offer my stable is already full. Cash is king in this deal.

[Mike]

LMFAO! on the first response of the add......

Q: Hi my name is Reggie Stout, i like dis bike very much. will you take 20k plus a trade on 2012 mustang boss #0001?
A: Hi Reggie, While that's a very "manly" offer my stable is already full. Cash is king in this deal.

That is pure greatness.

[kingjason]

LMFAO! on the first response of the add......

Q: Hi my name is Reggie Stout, i like dis bike very much. will you take 20k plus a trade on 2012 mustang boss #0001?
A: Hi Reggie, While that's a very "manly" offer my stable is already full. Cash is king in this deal.

I almost spit out my Coffee.

[Zfan]

Hilarious

[Wish4svts]

That is how you sell a bike!