Boy names?

[idrivea4banger]

David of oak cliff
Samuel of the trinity
Dan bishop of GE

[TxFordGirl]

Gustus

[Tyrone Biggums]

Oh, shut up, Shelly.

First of all, I wanna thank God for giving everybody so much, and me, so little. I hate you, I hate you, and I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and nobody else, but you. And as I stand here sippin' the soda that I'm sure somebody spit in, I just wanna say yall can kiss my ass you rotten motha-fuckas. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's momma's dish. Good evenin'!

[SouthernSVT]

My wife wanted to name my son Dallas or Austin.

I had to set her straight on that with a quickness.

I actually like using city names. Not just TX cities though.

Dallas
Austin
Denver
Memphis
Albuquerque
Chattanooga

....ok, maybe not the last two

[Tannerm]

Lol imagine urself yelling outthe front door at ur kid for dinner time... "Chattanooga!!! Git in heer! It's supper time!"
Yee-haw...

[Tannerm]

Well hell, then I should name it after a few towns I grew up in... New poll!**JK**
Flower Mound
Minneapolis
Worthington
Ankeny
Omaha
Houston (actually not bad...)

[SouthernSVT]

Sir Worthington III, kinda has a ring to it

[Denny]

Yes, you are!

Be nice!

First of all, I wanna thank God for giving everybody so much, and me, so little. I hate you, I hate you, and I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and nobody else, but you. And as I stand here sippin' the soda that I'm sure somebody spit in, I just wanna say yall can kiss my ass you rotten motha-fuckas. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's momma's dish. Good evenin'!

You're killin' me!!!

[LANTIRN]

Pontius
Mannius
Julius
Cassius
Avitus
Coranus
Vitalis
Rusticus
Domitius
Aeresius
Spurius
Longinus

[Leah]

Don't just think about your boy's name, think about him spending the rest of his life with the name as a grown man.

A name that may be cute for a baby may very well suck for a grown man. A majority of the names on that list would be embarrassing to put on a business card if you ask me.

If you have an email signature at work, put your baby's potential name in place of yours and see what it looks like. Imagine introducing yourself to a client using whatever name you plan to saddle your kid with and it'll hopefully steer your away from some of the gay names people are using lately.

And whatever you do, don't try and get cute with the spelling.

Best post in this thread so far. When I chose my kids names it was a PITA. Being a teacher, EVERY name brings back a face. I also did the same thing with having to have a name that I could see as a kid and as a leader of a major company.

Also, being a teacher, I FUCKING hate when they try and spell the name all weird. PLEASE do not do that. Kthxbai.

Thomas
Edward
Matthew
Mark
Jonathan
Luke
Christopher
William
Michael

Gannicus or Crixus

All very fine names. They're called classics for a reason.

[TENGRAM]

Jonathan

/thread

[Magnimike1]

orangejello or lemonjello

say it o-ron-jello , lem-on-jello

ld bell?

[Wicked SVO]

Optimus Prime.


/thread


Fuck yo couch if you don't.

-k

[Tannerm]

LOL Optimus! Get to your room!
No father.
Ok.......

[Tannerm]

ld bell?

This is funny as shit... My mom was a preschool teacher for a time and had two black kids in her class named that. She discovered there names during roll call the first day. The parents were there. My mom chuckled and pronounced them Orange Jello and Lime Jello?
BIG black lady stands up all pissy and corrects mom "Its Orangejello and Limejello!"


Epic.