Begin rant.

[Grape]

Ours drove a little Nissan truck, just about the right size for 4 line men to roll it over in the parking lot.

our parking lot attendant got fired for cropping head shot photos of the girls I went to school with on porn magazines.......true story

[CJ-95GT]

Ok, so let me get this straight, he is acting like an ass in front of a high school. This pisses you off, so you try to go all superman laser eyes on him, which apparently does nothing to correct his asshattery. Then he splashes water on a chick and you fail to get pics. Next you figure that you will set a proper example of safe driving by blowing his doors off in a street race.....

All in all, you did absolutely nothing and now you are bitching about it here.

To add to your summation: "My car is better than his and he has the nerve to show off in front of me! Only I can splash water on girls and look cool. How dare he!!!"

[Cobraman]

To add to your summation: "My car is better than his and he has the nerve to show off in front of me! Only I can splash water on girls and look cool. How dare he!!!"

I dont need water to make girls soaking wet.

[clevelandkid]

I'm not afraid of any mexican at my school lol. I'm bigger than all of 'em. and if I run into problems, I have some 'roided up buddies lol.

But do you have knife resistant clothing? Do your juice monkey boyfriends know how to stitch up stab wounds?

[Grape]

I dont need water to make girls soaking wet.

yur gf got wet when i showed her the backseat of my viper

[Grimpala]

yur gf got wet when i showed her the backseat of my viper

Isn't the viper a two seat roadster/coupe?

On a side note, I find it hilarious how the blokes on Top Gear BBC say coupe. Coo-pay! Fuckin Coo-PAY!!!

[AdamLX]

I dont need water to make girls soaking wet.

She swallows in the Mercedes though.

[CJ-95GT]

I dont need water to make girls soaking wet.

Lol, fucking kids. You da man jr.

[Grape]

Isn't the viper a two seat roadster/coupe?

On a side note, I find it hilarious how the blokes on Top Gear BBC say coupe. Coo-pay! Fuckin Coo-PAY!!!

humor owns you

[Grimpala]

humor owns you

I sensed a hint of sarcasm/humor in your post, but made mine anyway.

So, how about those blokes and their coo-pays?

[TeeShock]

our parking lot attendant got fired for cropping head shot photos of the girls I went to school with on porn magazines.......true story

he prob would have gotten laid, had he not fucked up the intelligence portion of the s.r.o. test.

[carbd89sleeper]

You know what I like about high school chicks? I get older and they stay the same age..

[jdgregory84]

I don't agree. My car does 118mph in fourth. Im going to beat another mostly stock 97 cobra with 4:10's from any mph-118. Dig, twenty roll, it doesnt matter. With the gears, im going to get there faster because I have the gearing advantage. Thats why I can hang with a stock terminator from 30-100. Gears. I utilize my power band in second, third, and fourth perfectly and if I'm low in the rpm band, i can floor it and get into power quickly. Also, i fail to see how the shift arguement comes into play. Shift at the same rpm a cobra with 3.27's shifts. I just do it more frequently. And I dont redline my car since i saw my powerband on the dyno.

How do you know you're going 118 when your speedo is reading 30+mph over your actual speed?

[stevo]

Isn't the viper a two seat roadster/coupe?

On a side note, I find it hilarious how the blokes on Top Gear BBC say coupe. Coo-pay! Fuckin Coo-PAY!!!

He owns the special edition:



Stevo

[Cobraman]

How do you know you're going 118 when your speedo is reading 30+mph over your actual speed?

Until watching my dyno vid, i had no clue lol