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I will cut a thief! 
Wife is out of town, so i was watching a movie then going to go to bed. Finished the movie took the trash out, came back inside turned off television and turned off lights was on my way to lock front door looked out peep hole, and in that 2 minute time window, our 2 NICE bicycles were taken off our front porch. We live in an apartment BTW, I swung the door open, half naked go running down the street, no shoes no shirt no phone, get the intersection where road crosses hear voices in darkness and decide, fuck i need shoes and a phone. There is only one way off this street unless you go through heavy woods. So i scampered straight back to intersection while i called cops
and waited and browsed looking around through street lights for signs of them. Cops get there devour neighborhood(must have been a slow night). Then they leave, me furious that i was soooo close to them to start with go out driving. Off a cross road a elementary schools alarm system is going off just down the street a few minutes later(i know because i am driving looking for the fuckers). Recalled the cops, i hope they catch them red handed....
Wife is out of town, so i was watching a movie then going to go to bed. Finished the movie took the trash out, came back inside turned off television and turned off lights was on my way to lock front door looked out peep hole, and in that 2 minute time window, our 2 NICE bicycles were taken off our front porch. We live in an apartment BTW, I swung the door open, half naked go running down the street, no shoes no shirt no phone, get the intersection where road crosses hear voices in darkness and decide, fuck i need shoes and a phone. There is only one way off this street unless you go through heavy woods. So i scampered straight back to intersection while i called cops
and waited and browsed looking around through street lights for signs of them. Cops get there devour neighborhood(must have been a slow night). Then they leave, me furious that i was soooo close to them to start with go out driving. Off a cross road a elementary schools alarm system is going off just down the street a few minutes later(i know because i am driving looking for the fuckers). Recalled the cops, i hope they catch them red handed....
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