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  • All right, FW PD, fess up

    Which one of you clowns was so busy texting while driving this morning that you nearly ran my sister off the road at Hulen and 30? Jimmy, you got some 'splainin' to do!

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    that was me, and I wasnt texting, I was getting head from the lady I arrested a few mins prior.

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    • #3
      No, it was me. I wasn't texting, I had dropped my joint!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
        No, it was me. I wasn't texting, I had dropped my joint!
        Aww true to the FWPD fashion....toke up my friend.....toke up
        Originally posted by Sean88gt
        You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
        Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
        You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Gtracer View Post
          Aww true to the FWPD fashion....toke up my friend.....toke up

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          • #6
            Originally posted by talisman View Post
            Which one of you clowns was so busy texting while driving this morning that you nearly ran my sister off the road at Hulen and 30? Jimmy, you got some 'splainin' to do!
            Actually, I just ran her off the road because you refused to meet me at Jack in the Box so I could kick your ass!

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
              No, it was me. I wasn't texting, I had dropped my joint!
              Alligator test wires from Radio Shack work good to prevent that. Clip one end to the joint and the other to your shirt. If you drop it, it doesn't go under the seat, forcing you to spend several minutes on the side of the road digging around under your seat.

              <---Speaks from experience.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by 03trublugt View Post
                no, it was me. I wasn't texting, i had dropped my joint!
                lol :d

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
                  No, it was me. I wasn't texting, I had dropped my joint!

                  Lol, ballsy thing to post!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by talisman View Post
                    Lol, ballsy thing to post!
                    Haha, I was suprised.. Funny though!

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                    • #11
                      So... there is a near collision and the options of who made the mistake are:

                      A. A woman driver

                      B. A man texting and driving

                      I'm going to go out on a limb and go with option A on this one.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
                        No, it was me. I wasn't texting, I had dropped my joint!
                        Dear Chief...

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                        • #13
                          Why do I see a "random" drug test in my future????

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Denny View Post
                            Dear Chief...
                            Been there, done that! lol.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Denny View Post
                              Dear Chief...
                              Go ahead. It would be a huge waste of time. Everyone that knows me knows as much as i hate cigarettes I would never smoke a joint. I don't even care for poppy seed kolaches.

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