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  • Want a monkey?

    I swear, you can find anything on CL. Free monkey...




    I have a monkey that I'm giving away, i can't take care of it anymore because i am going away to college. He is a squirrel monkey, and is house trained and responds to basic commands. Very well behaved, never bitten anyone.

    I don't check my email so contact me via phone call

    940-231-0390

  • #2
    For some reason, I don't see monkeys adjusting very well to new homes.
    "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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    • #3
      Hell yeah I want a monkey! I bet my GF doesn't though
      Originally posted by Nash B.
      Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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      • #4
        Spider Monkeys are pretty fascinating. I went to a zoo in Okinawa where you could enter their enclosure and feed them, they would come and take raisins right from your hand. As fun as that was - I think they would be a nightmare as a pet.

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        • #5
          I'd own one, that would be fucking awesome. Flagged for removal btw.
          Originally posted by BradM
          But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
          Originally posted by Leah
          In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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          • #6
            I was on a plane with a service monkey once.

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            • #7
              Why were you looking for free monkeys?

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              • #8
                I wasn't. LOL. I was on CL & my daughter reached over & clicked on something. It was the "free stuff" ads. It was the 2nd one down. Gave me a chuckle.

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                • #9
                  I have a feeling you'd end up cleaning up lots monkey urine poo while it adjusted to a new home. I'd much rather have a parro; you could teach it to sit on your shoulder and talk like a pirate to everyone. Of course then you'd be cleaning poo off of your shoulder.....
                  I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


                  Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Laura07 View Post
                    I wasn't. LOL. I was on CL & my daughter reached over & clicked on something. It was the "free stuff" ads. It was the 2nd one down. Gave me a chuckle.
                    Are the "Casual Encounters" tabs and "free stuff" tabs that close together?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by GE View Post
                      Are the "Casual Encounters" tabs and "free stuff" tabs that close together?
                      zing........
                      pinto gt with wood trim

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                      • #12
                        Don't need that. I got my hubby.

                        <~~~Laura07

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                        • #13
                          flagged for removal
                          www.dfwdirtriders.com

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                          • #14
                            Stop monkeying around and get in the kitchen
                            www.dfwdirtriders.com

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                            • #15
                              Pray for Mojo.

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