Oldie but goodie: Mall Ninja!

[LaserSVT]

This is an old thread from a gun forum but is one of the funniest things I have ever read!

Mall gaurd that thinks hes special forces.

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Just a small one liner: "If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God."

[Treasure Chest]

Man, I knew the little old ladies get testy on senior discount day at Christopher Banks, but I never knew I was being guarded from unruly shoppers by such a highly trained tactical force! God bless the rentacops, I mean the mall security guards, that put their lives on the line.

[Stephen]

i remember something about a guy who got called out for claiming to be a military bad ass and he just turned out to be some fucking dbag.. i wish i could remember the thread off the old site

[LaserSVT]

Sure is a lot of anal rape going on at that mall. LOL!

[YALE]

[Pro88LX]

Sure is a lot of anal rape going on at that mall. LOL!

No shit lol

[Treadhead]

That was hilarious! Thanks for posting it!