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Just have CJ pull all of his glocks (out of the trash) and extol the virtues of how useful they are (as doorstops), and how enjoyable it is to shoot them (out of a cannon)."It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."
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The main problem with a Glock is the shitty trigger that feels like you are pushing gravel inside the gun. Outside of that, they are pretty good for the price. And the fact that they make a 10mm that can handle Buffalo Bore, Underwood, etc. is a huge plus IMO.
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US Ordnance boards are fucking retarded.
Adviser: "Hey, you know how we made everyone adopt our 7.62x51 round despite what other NATO members wanted?"
Chief: "Hehe, yeah."
Adviser: "Well, the Belgians have designed an incredible rifle that pretty much every NATO member is adopting. We should take a look."
Chief: "Fuck that. Lets just carry over all the design flaws of the Garand and make it select-fire."
And thus the M14, the shortest served US main infantry rifle, was born.
But wait, it happened again!
Adviser: "Hey boss, our machine guns suck balls. Closed bolt shit with no barrel change? What gives?"
Chief: "Meh, alright. Watcha got?"
Adviser: "Well, the Belgians have this ludicrously reliable general purpose machinegun that everyone else, like everyone, has adopted in NATO."
Chief: "Fuck the Walloons and their bullshit. Right now our engineers are cooking up a brilliant gun! We only even have a few glaring issues:
-Bolt peening is a normal occurence
-The receiver is a replacement part
-Piston that you can put in backwards
-A gas port that can fall off under recoil
But yeah, its pretty damn cool."
Adviser: "But how do you change the barrel?"
Chief: "Oh, well we went full retard and attached the bipod to the barrel so the gun nosedives... and you use this here glove to just grab it!"
Adviser: "... Can we just use the FN MAG like everyone else?"
Chief: "No. Call me back in 50 years and see if that piece of shit is even still relevant."
And thus, the M240 finally graced the USA.Originally posted by lincolnboyAfter watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.
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