Don't put empty magazines in your carry on

[Nash B.]

Not sure if there is sarcasm her, but I've seen as young if not younger screened heavily. White ones too.

[svauto-erotic855]

I know someone who recently made it through screening at DFW and again on the return flight home with a loaded gun in her purse. You should have seen her face when I asked her where her gun was once she made it home.

[ceyko]

I know someone who recently made it through screening at DFW and again on the return flight home with a loaded gun in her purse. You should have seen her face when I asked her where her gun was once she made it home.

She got lucky. A buddy of mine got arrested one morning at the airport for same thing (his was in backpack). Never realized how many stupid jails/prisons there were in Dallas until I had to go and try to get him out that night. The way they shutdown the gateway was interesting too. Thought it was from the fart I left 10 seconds earlier though.

Turns out it is a common thing to happen. Generally no criminal charges will happen (with a good lawyer of course), there was a TSA fine and he still does not have his gun.

[GhostTX]

She got lucky. A buddy of mine got arrested one morning at the airport for same thing (his was in backpack). Never realized how many stupid jails/prisons there were in Dallas until I had to go and try to get him out that night. The way they shutdown the gateway was interesting too. Thought it was from the fart I left 10 seconds earlier though.

Turns out it is a common thing to happen. Generally no criminal charges will happen (with a good lawyer of course), there was a TSA fine and he still does not have his gun.

I'm curious if I'm going to get a nasty-gram from them.

[ceyko]

I'm curious if I'm going to get a nasty-gram from them.

I seriously would doubt it. This dude got hauled away, booked and so on.

[futant]

wow that all sounds like a serious bitch over some damn plastic.
guns parts.... what a load of bullshit. govt bueracracy at it's finest.

with tards like that.... how does anyone feel safer whatsoever?
the terrorists have pretty much won, we are totally getting fucked on the stupidest shit.

i could understand a metal part I guess, and at least looking at it / pulling it out, etc
a lot of mags are just plastic with just one metal spring.

[Denny]

Try flying into Dubai with any sort of weapons part and you get fucking ARRESTED.

I was held for my ballistic vest, helmet and binoculars. Yo'd figure they know me by name by now.

[Denny]

Also, TSA will hold you for just casings. Doesn't even have to be live ammo.

[ceyko]

Also, TSA will hold you for just casings. Doesn't even have to be live ammo.

You may load the power, bullet..primer...etc on the plane after you get together with everyone and exchange parts, mount the press..etc. It's logical.

better throw a smiley in this one..

[Denny]

Ever since the TSA was established, I've had to rethink my evil plans to overthrow an airplane with my toenail clippers. Those sly fuckers got me figured out.

[LANTIRN]

There was talk a while back about putting the explosive sniffing machines in the airports; you stand in them, they blow some air on you, and detect any kind of explosive. Supposedly they detect residue from handling a gun (not even shooting it) several days after, so if you concealed carry they pick it up and you get flagged. I just refuse to fly anymore but I know that is not an option for a lot of people.

[Denny]

There was talk a while back about putting the explosive sniffing machines in the airports; you stand in them, they blow some air on you, and detect any kind of explosive. Supposedly they detect residue from handling a gun (not even shooting it) several days after, so if you concealed carry they pick it up and you get flagged. I just refuse to fly anymore but I know that is not an option for a lot of people.

I'm still waiting for my first grope. I swear I'll start moaning while pumping my hips in the air.

[Sean88gt]

I'm still waiting for my first grope. I swear I'll start moaning while pumping my hips in the air.

Start doing the pre orgasm lung stutter.

[Denny]

Start doing the pre orgasm lung stutter.

If I could nut in my pants on command, it would be golden, right there.

[LANTIRN]

If I could nut in my pants on command, it would be golden, right there.

Or eat a couple cans of pork and beans a few hours before check in. Make sure they give you a pat down and just bust ass the whole time, especially when they go behind you and do the rear crotch check. Blast one right in their face!