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  • #31
    The glock is the Honda civic of handguns. They work, they're reliable, they're cheap, and women have no problem using them. They have absolutely no character, uniqueness, or excitement to them, despite every owners attempt to modify them. And much like Honda civics many enthusiasts got their start with them but eventually moved on to better options, but there's always those creepy dudes that never did.
    Last edited by CJ; 03-02-2016, 01:40 PM.
    "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
    "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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    • #32
      Originally posted by CJ View Post
      The glock is the Honda civic of handguns. They work, they're reliable, they're cheap, and women have no problem using them. They have absolutely no character, uniqueness, or excitement to them, despite every owners attempt to modify them. And much like Honda civics many enthusiasts got their start with them but eventually moved on to better options, but there's always those creepy dudes that never did.
      I sold all mine except for my 29.
      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
      HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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      • #33
        Don't forget how if you have a Glock, you need to run around and parrot "perfection" while wearing a "Glock: Perfection" shirt/hat.... and then modify shit.
        Originally posted by lincolnboy
        After watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Alex C View Post
          Don't forget how if you have a Glock, you need to run around and parrot "perfection" while wearing a "Glock: Perfection" shirt/hat.... and then modify shit.
          Where can I get said hat and shirt?
          ازدهار رأسه برعشيت

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          • #35
            Originally posted by CJ View Post
            The glock is the Honda civic of handguns. They work, they're reliable, they're cheap, and women have no problem using them. They have absolutely no character, uniqueness, or excitement to them, despite every owners attempt to modify them. And much like Honda civics many enthusiasts got their start with them but eventually moved on to better options, but there's always those creepy dudes that never did.
            You still drive that Mercury sable?
            2012 GT500

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            • #36
              Originally posted by CJ View Post
              , and women have no problem using them. .
              I see what you did there.
              "It's another burrito, it's a cold Lone Star in my hand!"

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              • #37
                LOL
                I have a Glock 22 and like it. Redo the trigger is bout all I plan on doing to it. Of course, this will lead me into getting other "nicer" guns, but for now, I'm happy with it.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Alex C View Post
                  Don't forget how if you have a Glock, you need to run around and parrot "perfection" while wearing a "Glock: Perfection" shirt/hat.... and then modify shit.
                  I own two glocks, have no glock swag, and both glocks are bone stock. And my favorite carry gun is my m&p shield.
                  I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


                  Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Alex C View Post
                    Don't forget how if you have a Glock, you need to run around and parrot "perfection" while wearing a "Glock: Perfection" shirt/hat.... and then modify shit.
                    Says the deserting cock sucker who beats off whenever H&K is mentioned. Hush up, Gun Snob Nancy.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by SS Junk View Post
                      Says the deserting cock sucker who beats off whenever H&K is mentioned. Hush up, Gun Snob Nancy.
                      Take the Glocks out of your asshole and mouth and calm the fuck down.

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                      • #41
                        Has to do with the hypocritical absurdity than Glock, sir.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Craizie View Post
                          Take the Glocks out of your asshole and mouth and calm the fuck down.
                          Lol.
                          Originally posted by lincolnboy
                          After watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.

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                          • #43
                            Not a one H&K shirt? Hat? Vibrator?

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Cobraman View Post
                              You still drive that Mercury sable?
                              I sure do. I'm guessimg this is one of those "you hurt my feelings so I'll hurt yours" things?
                              Last edited by CJ; 03-02-2016, 11:10 PM.
                              "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                              "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by CJ View Post
                                I sure do. I'm guessimg this is one of those "you hurt my feelings so I'll hurt yours" things?
                                Nah mayne, just poking fun at your civic reference
                                2012 GT500

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