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  • #16
    Originally posted by homealone View Post
    She asked if I had perfection, I said sure
    Smug as fuck!
    Originally posted by lincolnboy
    After watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by DOHCTR View Post
      Smug as fuck!
      Honest mistake. Lol

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      • #18
        When I first got my CHL, I really did not think much about taking a dump. Dropped my drawers and my IWB holster was good. Someone comes in to the stall on the right and then it occurred to me that it could be odd. No quiet way to remove the gun from the holster...hand to do a pinch, wipe and get out of dodge.
        Originally posted by MR EDD
        U defend him who use's racial slurs like hes drinking water.

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        • #19
          Dont have any good cc stories yet. But i have done the knife thing at the airport. I was in Charlotte and forgot to check the knife. Its was my favorite discontinued buck. I gave the vallet guy $20, my address, and the knife. The guys i was with made fun of me for loosing my knife and $20. Three days later it was in my mailbox.

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          • #20
            Few months ago the belt clip on my holster. Got caught on a bag rack. It not only snapped my belt clip off! But Damon neer ripped my pants off too. I'm having to slow walk to my office with my hand on my hip. To make emergency repairs "black duct tape"
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            Without my gun hobby. I would cut off my own dick and let the rats eat it...
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            • #21
              Originally posted by soap View Post
              Few months ago the belt clip on my holster. Got caught on a bag rack. It not only snapped my belt clip off! But Damon neer ripped my pants off too. I'm having to slow walk to my office with my hand on my hip. To make emergency repairs "black duct tape"
              Really? You don't say? That sounds. Like. Something that almost. Happened to. Me but, I, caught it. Just in time! Crazy.

              I figured it was going to be a story about how the gun fell into a pile of manure during a midnight sexual rendezvous.
              I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


              Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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              • #22
                A thuglet I had a few classes with dumped his piece of shit .25 out in front of the principal, vice principal, and the school cop once. That was pretty funny. If I had a nickel for every time someone raised an eyebrow at me for pulling a pocket knife, I'd be a hundredaire.
                ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by LANTIRN View Post
                  Really? You don't say? That sounds. Like. Something that almost. Happened to. Me but, I, caught it. Just in time! Crazy.

                  I figured it was going to be a story about how the gun fell into a pile of manure during a midnight sexual rendezvous.
                  Lol. My daily enemie.

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                  Without my gun hobby. I would cut off my own dick and let the rats eat it...
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                  • #24
                    So your job allows you to carry while on the job?
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by soap View Post
                      But Damon neer ripped my pants off too. I'm having to slow walk to my office with my hand on my hip. To make emergency repairs "black duct tape"

                      Matt Damon?

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                      • #26
                        Went on a trail ride while up in Red River, NM. Showed the world my IWB housed 9mm Beretta as I stretched to saddle up. Heard a few loud gaspes from those around me... especially from my wife. The trail lead helped me out by pulling back his duster to reveal a very large .44 magnum and said "you're just gonna piss the bears off with that little thing, you need one of these". I told him it wasn't for the bears, he said "well you can open carry in New Mexico", told him I'd prefer the bg's not know I carry.
                        Last edited by razrbak; 12-26-2014, 10:57 AM.
                        Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. Winston Churchill

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                        • #27
                          Does soap even have a chl? Last time he said he carries without one.
                          Ded

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by razrbak View Post
                            told him I'd prefer the bg's not know I carry.
                            Thats the thing about the bubble guts, you never know when they will strike!

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by inline 6 View Post
                              Thats the thing about the bubble guts, you never know when they will strike!
                              Bee Gees... Andy Gibb's a bad sumbitch!
                              Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. Winston Churchill

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by razrbak View Post
                                Went on a trail ride while up in Red River, NM. Showed the world my IWB housed 9mm Beretta as I stretched to saddle up. Heard a few loud gaspes from those around me... especially from my wife. The trail lead helped me out by pulling back his duster to reveal a very large .44 magnum and said "you're just gonna piss the bears off with that little thing, you need one of these". I told him it wasn't for the bears, he said "well you can open carry in New Mexico", told him I'd prefer the bg's not know I carry.
                                Big Gorillas won't care if you're carrying...

                                <-- haven't had any (yet)

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