Embarrassing conceal carry stories

[Moose242]

She asked if I had perfection, I said sure

Smug as fuck!

[homealone]

Smug as fuck!

Honest mistake. Lol

[ceyko]

When I first got my CHL, I really did not think much about taking a dump. Dropped my drawers and my IWB holster was good. Someone comes in to the stall on the right and then it occurred to me that it could be odd. No quiet way to remove the gun from the holster...hand to do a pinch, wipe and get out of dodge.

[2000 vert]

Dont have any good cc stories yet. But i have done the knife thing at the airport. I was in Charlotte and forgot to check the knife. Its was my favorite discontinued buck. I gave the vallet guy $20, my address, and the knife. The guys i was with made fun of me for loosing my knife and $20. Three days later it was in my mailbox.

[soap]

Few months ago the belt clip on my holster. Got caught on a bag rack. It not only snapped my belt clip off! But Damon neer ripped my pants off too. I'm having to slow walk to my office with my hand on my hip. To make emergency repairs "black duct tape"

[LANTIRN]

Few months ago the belt clip on my holster. Got caught on a bag rack. It not only snapped my belt clip off! But Damon neer ripped my pants off too. I'm having to slow walk to my office with my hand on my hip. To make emergency repairs "black duct tape"

Really? You don't say? That sounds. Like. Something that almost. Happened to. Me but, I, caught it. Just in time! Crazy.

I figured it was going to be a story about how the gun fell into a pile of manure during a midnight sexual rendezvous.

[YALE]

A thuglet I had a few classes with dumped his piece of shit .25 out in front of the principal, vice principal, and the school cop once. That was pretty funny. If I had a nickel for every time someone raised an eyebrow at me for pulling a pocket knife, I'd be a hundredaire.

[soap]

Really? You don't say? That sounds. Like. Something that almost. Happened to. Me but, I, caught it. Just in time! Crazy.

I figured it was going to be a story about how the gun fell into a pile of manure during a midnight sexual rendezvous.

Lol. My daily enemie.

[jefehbk]

So your job allows you to carry while on the job?

[talisman]

But Damon neer ripped my pants off too. I'm having to slow walk to my office with my hand on my hip. To make emergency repairs "black duct tape"

Matt Damon?

[razrbak]

Went on a trail ride while up in Red River, NM. Showed the world my IWB housed 9mm Beretta as I stretched to saddle up. Heard a few loud gaspes from those around me... especially from my wife. The trail lead helped me out by pulling back his duster to reveal a very large .44 magnum and said "you're just gonna piss the bears off with that little thing, you need one of these". I told him it wasn't for the bears, he said "well you can open carry in New Mexico", told him I'd prefer the bg's not know I carry.

[VaderTT]

Does soap even have a chl? Last time he said he carries without one.

[inline 6]

told him I'd prefer the bg's not know I carry.

Thats the thing about the bubble guts, you never know when they will strike!

[razrbak]

Thats the thing about the bubble guts, you never know when they will strike!

Bee Gees... Andy Gibb's a bad sumbitch!

[Roscoe]

Went on a trail ride while up in Red River, NM. Showed the world my IWB housed 9mm Beretta as I stretched to saddle up. Heard a few loud gaspes from those around me... especially from my wife. The trail lead helped me out by pulling back his duster to reveal a very large .44 magnum and said "you're just gonna piss the bears off with that little thing, you need one of these". I told him it wasn't for the bears, he said "well you can open carry in New Mexico", told him I'd prefer the bg's not know I carry.

Big Gorillas won't care if you're carrying...

<-- haven't had any (yet)