DPS Trooper kicked out of Grapevine Waffle House

[Semper299]

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2014/09/11/armed-dps-trooper-asked-to-leave-north-texas-restaurant/

[Ratt]

They work at Waffle House...they aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

[talisman]

I'm tired of simple miscommunications being "news."

[John -- '02 HAWK]

I dont think it was miscommunication. I think thats how its being spun

[Cobraman]

How do you know if a guy is a cop?

He will tell you.

[KBScobravert]

Never go to awful house without a gun

[racrguy]

Never go to awful house without a gun

Sheeeeiiiiiitttt I've walked out of a Waffle House because it's too clean. The sketchier the better, playa!

[Baba Ganoush]

Last time I was at a WH their were some folks looking for someone to blow into their interlock device on their car to get it started. They recruited a waitress but to their surprise, she failed.

I'll definately be going back! Drunk servers/cooks ftw.

[Denny]

I've never eaten at one, but kinda want to.

[Sean88gt]

I've never eaten at one, but kinda want to.

Are you shitting me? Best hashbrowns ever. One of the last spots where I can slowly kill myself with greasy legit diner food.

[BradM]

I've never eaten at one, but kinda want to.

Me too!

[95DRGT]

You know I've noticed a certain anti-intellectualism going around this country ever since around 1980, coincidentally enough. I was in Nashville, Tennessee last weekend and after the show I went to a waffle house and I'm sitting there and I'm eating and reading a book. I don't know anybody, I'm alone, I'm eating and I'm reading a book. This waitress comes over to me (mocks chewing gum) 'what you readin' for?'...wow, I've never been asked that; not 'What am I reading', 'What am I reading for?' Well, goddamnit, you stumped me...I guess I read for a lot of reasons — the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress. Yeah, that would be pretty high on the list. Then this trucker in the booth next to me gets up, stands over me and says [mocks Southern drawl] 'Well, looks like we got ourselves a readah'...aahh, what the fuck's goin' on? It's like I walked into a Klan rally in a Boy George costume or something. Am I stepping out of some intellectual closet here? I read, there I said it. I feel better.

[Baba Ganoush]

Book + Waffle House = forced sodomy

Watch yer cornhole bud.

[soap]

I've never eaten at one, but kinda want to.

Double hashbrowns scattered and with chili and cheese on top. Two eggs over medium. Four strips of bacon extra crispy. Buttered toast. It's a life-changing experience.

I always go strapped though. Some sketchy mofos come to WH late nights.

[talisman]

You know I've noticed a certain anti-intellectualism going around this country ever since around 1980, coincidentally enough. I was in Nashville, Tennessee last weekend and after the show I went to a waffle house and I'm sitting there and I'm eating and reading a book. I don't know anybody, I'm alone, I'm eating and I'm reading a book. This waitress comes over to me (mocks chewing gum) 'what you readin' for?'...wow, I've never been asked that; not 'What am I reading', 'What am I reading for?' Well, goddamnit, you stumped me...I guess I read for a lot of reasons — the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress. Yeah, that would be pretty high on the list. Then this trucker in the booth next to me gets up, stands over me and says [mocks Southern drawl] 'Well, looks like we got ourselves a readah'...aahh, what the fuck's goin' on? It's like I walked into a Klan rally in a Boy George costume or something. Am I stepping out of some intellectual closet here? I read, there I said it. I feel better.

lmfao