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    CIA ass gun

    "It has seen successful deployment in toothpaste tubes, pens, cigars, etc. It may be swallowed or stowed as a suppository to avoid detection."

    And I thought the Russians developed some weird shit.




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    Begin jokes regarding the sexuality of others
    Originally posted by lincolnboy
    After watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.
    Tags: constipation blaster, toilet snake protector
  • #2
    If you shot someone with that after pulling it out of your ass, your DNA would be everywhere.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
      If you shot someone with that after pulling it out of your ass, your DNA would be everywhere.
      Bwaaahahahahaha!!!!!!

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      "We, the people, are the rightful masters of both congress and the courts - not to overthrow the constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the constitution." Abraham Lincoln

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      • #4
        Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
        If you shot someone with that after pulling it out of your ass, your DNA would be everywhere.
        Unless you pulled a Jackass and put it in a condom pre-insertion....

        Sent from my LGL45C using Tapatalk 2
        "We, the people, are the rightful masters of both congress and the courts - not to overthrow the constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the constitution." Abraham Lincoln

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        • #5
          I like how we are discussing the proper way to use an ass gun. This board is full of useful and pertinent information.
          Originally posted by lincolnboy
          After watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.

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          • #6
            It would take some serious talent to swallow that.

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            • #7
              I read the OP and thought condom would be automatically insinuated.

              I would shoot it...............................but I ain't stuffing it up my ass first.
              Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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              • #8
                Imagine if it went off, internally

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                • #9
                  I opened this thread while on the phone with a client, that was a mistake.
                  "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                  "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by kbscobravert View Post
                    I read the OP and thought condom would be automatically insinuated.

                    I would shoot it...............................but I ain't stuffing it up my ass first.
                    Would you shoot it if someone else shoved it up their ass first? Perhaps Sean will help.
                    "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                    • #11
                      What? No thumb safety?
                      "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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                      • #12
                        The real danger is is using it as a suppository the first time, then swallowing it the second.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by helosailor View Post
                          What? No thumb safety?
                          Screw the thumb safety, how about the ass safety?
                          "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                          "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                          • #14
                            <--- slowly backs out of this thread without turning around....

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Roscoe View Post
                              <--- slowly backs out of this thread without turning around....

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