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  • #16
    Brings a new meaning to assassin
    Originally posted by Theodore Roosevelt
    It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming...

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Probie View Post
      Brings a new meaning to assassin
      fixed
      "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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      • #18
        It appears the barrel is at the rounded point. I'm no clandestine operative, but wouldn't that cause...debris... to get lodged in the barrel? The only thing worse than shooting someone with your ass gun is having your ass gun explode in your hand because the barrel was packed with shit.
        "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
        "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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        • #19
          Originally posted by CJ View Post
          It appears the barrel is at the rounded point. I'm no clandestine operative, but wouldn't that cause...debris... to get lodged in the barrel? The only thing worse than shooting someone with your ass gun is having your ass gun explode in your hand because the barrel was packed with shit.
          I would think that they would do it like the mules smuggling drugs, put it in a balloon or something to keep it from getting shitty.
          "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Baron View Post
            I would think that they would do it like the mules smuggling drugs, put it in a balloon or something to keep it from getting shitty.
            Spies wait for no one. You have to shit and get that foreign diplomat.
            "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
            "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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            • #21
              Originally posted by CJ View Post
              Spies wait for no one. You have to shit and get that foreign diplomat.
              well then I doubt that the "being a spy for dummies" book would tell you to drop trow and shit out your single shot .22 in that situation.
              "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Baron View Post
                well then I doubt that the "being a spy for dummies" book would tell you to drop trow and shit out your single shot .22 in that situation.
                Haha
                "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                • #23
                  LOL. would this be considered part of your "ARSE"-a-nal?

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                  • #24
                    ...what if you had some bad tacos and got the shits a few hours before you got into a predicament that requires this gun, would it be a SPRAY AND PRAY situation?

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
                      If you shot someone with that after pulling it out of your ass, your DNA would be everywhere.
                      DNA strands are not in poop.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by SS Junk View Post
                        DNA strands are not in poop.
                        I do believe that there is DNA in poop sir.

                        "Yes, there is DNA in "poop". During excretion, cells from the lining of the rectum tend to slough off and there is DNA in these cells. In addition, fecal matter has a large amount of bacteria in it. The bacteria of course have DNA as well."

                        Can you get DNA from a stool sample? - Answers
                        http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_there_DNA_in_poop
                        Yes, there is DNA in "poop". During excretion, cells from the lining of the rectum tend to slough off and there is DNA in these cells. In addition, fecal matter has a large amount of bacteria in it. The bacteria of course have DNA as well.

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                        • #27
                          Right. Was just about to post this:

                          http://link.springer.com/article/10.1007%2FBF01369817#page-1


                          It appears it is detectable, but a real pain in the ass to get an accurate sample.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by SS Junk View Post
                            Right. Was just about to post this:

                            http://link.springer.com/article/10.1007%2FBF01369817#page-1


                            It appears it is detectable, but a real pain in the ass to get an accurate sample.
                            "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
                              If you shot someone with that after pulling it out of your ass, your DNA would be everywhere.
                              But would he really give a shit?

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by SS Junk View Post
                                Right. Was just about to post this:

                                http://link.springer.com/article/10.1007%2FBF01369817#page-1


                                It appears it is detectable, but a real pain in the ass to get an accurate sample.
                                Damnit. Now I have to go clean up Debra's desk.

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